I was searching for a synonym for something but I couldn't remeber what they were called. Antonms or something...
then i remebered the word: ANALOGIES
I wanted to read something funny so i googled funn analogies.
thats when it came up with this...
"Jhon and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbird who had also never met."
............
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!
I love that so much.
I thought I'd share that with you.
Okay, here's another story to make this longer.
Charades
I suck at charades.
I wanted E to guess full metal alchemist
*waves arms around stomach*
*mimicks guitar and hums "the metal" by tenacious d*
*claps and slams bench with hands*
E: what the hell are you doing?
later that day after scaring each other ( i mentioned a good wattpad story - "This is not happening" - and we both got scared)
i had a great idea.
you know in movies when a person starts fake laughing to make someone jealous?
mum opens the door to me and E laughing hsterically for no good reason.
she didnt ask, she just walked out of the room.
:)
Celebrity Heads
We were playing celebrity heads in maths one day. it went something like this...
F: I don know who it is.
M: cmon its not that hard...
Me: hes a clown with red hair
M: he works at mcdonalds...
F: I don know!
Je: (one time only character i think) he's a pedo!
F: Oh I know! It's Ronald McDonald!
he was right... wtf?
:)
Lastly, that picture game where you draw something and everyone gueses.
(this guys nickname for the stories) 1: Jackal! Its a Jackal!
Random: Its a watch!
Me: Its a mexican on a bike!
C (i think it was C): It's a mexican on a bike!
Teacher: Well done C.
Me: ....
C: she said it sir.
Teacher (didnt hear): It is a mexican with a sombrero on a bike.
Very well done C
1: Is a Jackal!
I love these games
seriously