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If your down hopefully this should make you feel better

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This text shud hopefully make you feel betta if ur down 

ma frend emailed me this and it sure made me feel betta

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If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. 

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. 

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. 

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. 

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. 

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. 

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. 

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. 

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. 

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. 

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." 

When in doubt, push random buttons! 

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. 

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! 

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. 

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. 

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... 

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. 

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. 

He who laughs last thinks slowest. 

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. 

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. 

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? 

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. 

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. 

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. 

I'm not as dumb as you look. 

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. 

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. 

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. 

Sarcasm is one more service we offer. 

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. 

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. 

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? 

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. 

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. 

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. 

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. 

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. 

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. 

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. 

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. 

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" 

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. 

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. 

Where there's a will...I want to be in it. 

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. 

The trouble with life, is there's no background music. 

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! 

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. 

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! 

I don't get even, I get odder. 

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. 

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! 

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! 

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. 

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew. 

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

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