When he wants a puppy

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"It'll be dead before you know it Slendy! I don't want you to be hurt!"

"No it won't ___! I'll make sure it loves me!"

"Why do you want one so bad anyway?"

"So I can dress it up in little suits like mine! And they're so small!"

"Slendy... are you sure you can care for one?"

"Yes ____... I really want one...."

There was a long (dramatic) pause.

"Fine. I'll get you a damn dog"

"YAYAYAYAY" Slendy began jumping up and down like an excited little girl.

"Calm down before you hit your head on the ceiling again!" You walked out to the pet store.

BEN Drowned

"Look! See that dog that keeps chasing me?! I want it so I can make it love me!"

BEN had been dying for the little dog in Majora's Mask even though it hated him.

"He's cute! .....How the hell are you gonna get it?"

"Like this!"

BEN hopped into the TV and in the blink of an eye the dog disappeared

and BEN was already climbingout of the TV with the cute little dog in his arms.

"BEN! He's adorable!"

"So we can keep him?"


Jeff the Killer

You were watching TV when Jeff walked in and sat next to you.

You saw something moving in the corner of your eye and turned to see a husky laying down on the floor.



"....Why is there a dog in the house?"

"That's Smile. He's my dog."

"OUR dog?"

"No....MY dog. and he's going to live with me." He wouldn't take his eyes off the TV.

"Just watch out at night cause he turns red and black and his eyes glow and his smile is five times scarier."

He warned. "No big deal."

You blinked a couple of times at him before turning back to the TV.

Eyeless Jack

"___! I'm going out to buy a dog!" He was already walking out the door.



"Let me get a dog."


"Yes. I want one."

"No Masky."

"Yes ____."

"No you aren't getting one."

"Yes I am getting one."

Before you could respond you heard the door close and he was already gone.


"Can I get a dog ___?"

"How big?"