333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens 

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 

50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 

59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name 

62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters 

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans 

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again 

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!! 

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing 

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store 

77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead 

78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 

79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 

80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 

81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down 

82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 

83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 

84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 

85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions