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333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

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1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham 

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc." 

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____ 

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" 

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor 

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" 

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song 

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles 

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 

35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!" 

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 

39. TP as much of the store as possible 

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 

41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke 

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

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