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on Oct 02, 2009
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Funny Female Comebacks

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

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LOLOLOLOL I <3 THIS. It made me laugh at the alphabet one out loud and my friends are like staring at me! :D ! I'm sooo going to show this to them! Thanks for it :] <3

Blueflame
Oct 24, 2009 22:11
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@MaYaLoVeSvAmPiReS yay and did u no there's someone on here who has the same picture as u on here-gasps- anyways u no that one line on here where the guy says ur place or mine? well after the girl says her line that guy could go oh soo you like it on the phone then phonesex haha get it

nicolletteni...
Oct 21, 2009 14:53
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@nicollettenikki ahahaa i do that all the time to people aswell :) i will prob check your work if i have time!

MaYaLoVeSvAm...
Oct 21, 2009 06:40
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lol

angel37
Oct 17, 2009 18:17
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I COPIED IT ITS AWESOME NOW AM GOING TO READ IT TO MINE FRIEND LATER AND SEE WHAT SHE THINKS OF IT MINE BROTHER THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND I REALLY LIKE THE LAST ONE THE MOST WHERE CAN YOU FIND THINGS LIKE THIS ANYWAYS I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MINE FRIEND THIS AM TRYING TO USE ALL 2000 CHARACTERS SO HOW ARE YOU AM GOOD U TOO KWEL SO HOW WAS UR WEEK AM GONNA SEE WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT IT COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY YAY SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER ANYWAYS AM HOPEING YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY STUFF MAYBE IF YOU WANT TO AM IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW AND WERE WRITING POEMS IN ONE OF MINE CLASSED AND AM LISTENING TO RENFUE YAY SO WHAT IS THE WHEATER LIKE IN THERE ANYWAYS THERE IS A MISSING BUTTON ON THIS KEYBOARD WHICH IS ODD FOR SOME REASON SO FAR THERE ARE 769 LETTERS LEFT ITS KWEL IF YOU DON'T READ THIS I HOPE YOU BECAME A FAN HOPEFULLY SO AM LISTENING TO LIGHTS NOW SHES AWESOME SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WHEN YOU GET OLDER I WONDER IF THIS IS UR LONGEST COMMENT EVER I REALLY HOPE SOMEDAY YOU TALK BACK TO ME THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL ONE-SIDED LOL SO I REALLY LIKE WHALES AND CATS HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS IT FUN AND ITS GOT A REALLY GOOD PLOT AND A GOOD THEME SINGER TOO I REALLY ALSO WANNA SEE STEPFATHER IT LOOKS KWEL TOO AND I WANNA UPLOAD MORE POEMS AND I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY CHEESE I THINK THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL THAT HEY ONE WANNA ON

nicolletteni...
Oct 14, 2009 10:15
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Wow I wanna copy this its soo funny

nicolletteni...
Oct 11, 2009 05:30
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lol thats so funny :)

babydoll8901
Oct 10, 2009 14:04
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lol ;p

thefallof_la...
Oct 08, 2009 15:03
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LOL oh well.... gotta look for more!

MaYaLoVeSvAm...
Oct 03, 2009 01:23
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haha i've read them before but i enjoyed reading them again :)

alleycat
Oct 02, 2009 12:29
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