My Nonexistent Love Life

To:Those Who Wish For A Werewolf's Life. 9/8/11

9/8/11

Yo yo yo, NOthing, my amigos, my familia, my spanish espanol esudiantes.

I'm BACk to light hearted and loveeeeeeeyyy!

So before I start.... CHECK OUT THE SONG ON THE RIGHT!

It's like a relly good spanish song... or mayube it's just me.

But I likeeee itttt!

SO click the play button and PLAY it, you sillys!

(%&*(#$)_@#(@&*%&*(@*)#_@()!_

Love is so confusing, don't you think?

Not only is it confusing, but you have to work hard for it. Like you have to actually look for someone to date and ask out, and then you have to keep up a persona, sexy and mysterious or whatever floats your boyfriend/girlfriend's boat.

Like who wants to do that? So much work....

Like, don't you wish you were a werewolf? You're mate is all planned out and ready for you to spend the rest of your long life with?!

Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like this is how I wish my life would go.(I hate people who say 'like' every other word. Me? A Hyprocrite? Noooooooo.)

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Walks out of supermarket.

Bumps into a stranger.

Happens to be a tall hot asian guy.

"Hey, you and I are meant to be together."

"Cool, let's get married."

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SOMETHING like that, you know what I mean, jellybean? I mean..... holy crap! It would be pretty sick. It's like... you HAVE to end up with someone amazing... and is that something really to complain about? Um, if you have a brain, then you'd be screaming with me when I shout NO!

TIP NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN-

Um.... get this idea out of your head.

It's okay, I'm going to cry too,  but we gotta face it sometime, my dearies......

We ain't no werewolf.

Although.... it WOULD be pretty fun, don't you think?
ANYWAY! Back on topic. Yeah, don't be sad.
THIS is what eHarmony and Match.com is for!