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Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day. Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. You should be someone's wife. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Be unique and different, say yes. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. I'm easy. Are you? Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. All this could be yours for one low, low price! So, do you like fat guys with no money? Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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