Yo mama jokes

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hey you guys i hope u like the jokes please dont take them seriously oh and if you guys have any good stories (i prefer romance) that i should read message me and i will check them out thanks. ill upload more if you guys vote/comment or become fan

thanks XOXO

princessann

yo mama jokes

YO MAMA SO STUPID:

*it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

*she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

*When the computer said 'Press any key to continue', she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

*I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

*she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

*She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved

*She invented wheel chair with pedals.

*She runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.

*She put a peep hole in a glass door.

*She invented a water-proof teabag.

*Sher ordered the cheeseburger without the cheese.

*She tried to open up a daylight savings account.

*She thinks a pessimist is someone who sprays bugs.

*She thinks parallel parking means parking right next to another car.

*She sent her goldfish to obedient school.

*When she was playing blackjack at the casino the guy next to her said 'hit me', and she did.

*She thinks classified ads means they're top secret.

*When the bartendar said, 'Drinks on the house' she said, 'Why can't we just drink here?'

*When the bartendar yelled 'last call' she ran straight to the payphone.

*When people ask her how she's doing, she says, 'How am I doin' what?'

*She called the 'request' line at the radio station to ask for a ride to the unemployment office.

*She thought 'Dunkin Dounuts' was a basketball team.

*When she went to the spelling bee, she brought money

*At driver's ed, instead of teaching her to drive better they taught her how to report an accident.

*She put her watch in her piggy bank to save time.

YO MAMA SO FAT

*You have to roll over twice to get off her.

*She rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.

*She can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

*The horse on her Polo shirt is real

*That when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials.

*The only way to get her thru a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other end.

*She went to Jenny Craig and Jenny Craig said 'sorry, we don't do miracles'.

*When she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.

ill have more tomorow, please comment and tell me what kind yo mama jokes u want nxt please

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