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"Do It Yourself Sex-Change Operation" (Dr. Mel Pratass) Share

For those trapped in the wrong body, share this with them. Tell them you came up with it.

You can also let them know a, "Real?" Dr. "Mel Pratass" thought of it and it's totally safe.

"The Do-It-Yourself Sex Change"

Sex change specialists are nothing but a bunch of quacks, charging an outrageous fortune for a couple relatively minor operations.

Well it's about time someone blew them out of the water. Put these vultures in their place.

You can do a sex-change at home with ordinary things found in everyone house in less then two hours. You can even watch TV and have a friend do it for you.

Before you start, read all the instructions and gather all the tools necessary otherwise you'll get blood all over the carpet, etc. running around the house in mid-surgery.

The Breasts=, take razor (make sure it hasn't had more then four or five shaves on it) Make deep incisions 4 inches over the nipple and 5 inches long. Tuck fingers under the tissue layer, and pull outward, ripping tissue away from the bone till it feels like it's gone far enough. Pull out fingers. Now simply drop a condom full of "Jello" for beautiful bosoms. Sew it up with #3 needle and heavy duty thread. Now your stacked. Wasn't that easy!

(if your not sure you want to stay a female install a zipper) Spray entire area with Bactine(TM). Helpful hint for bigger firmer breasts, cram in a melon.

CONSTRUCTION OF THE VAGINA=The fastest easiest way for the removal of the testicles is an electric carving knife. (If you don't have one any serrated knife will do) Remember always carry knifes safely pointed away from body.

Quickly slice scrotum in between test stopping when you start sawing into the pelvic bone. Use a turkey baster to soak up any excess fluid that doesn't gush out. With a pair if Tin Snips, cut out tubes (they are attached to testes) as far as you can reach up there. (Save testes, you will need them later)

A filter from a cigarette will plug those tube nicely, better if it is unused.

scoop out whatever mess is inside with a grapefruit spoon, just like you would a pumpkin. Roll up each half of the scrotum (mucous side out) like a tiny sleeping bag and staple. These will serve as your Labia Major. (outer lips)

Now take a pair of scissors and remove head of penis. (this is tough tissue so use both hands) and save it for later. To remove the remainder , hold the end of the penis and stretch as far as possible (about 3inches per inch)

If your member proves too slippery, nail it to a board and hold it under your feet and rise. (Like deep knee bends)Take your razor blade and strike rapidly till it separates from the groin. After removal, turn inside out, slice lengthwise, and sew together in a doughnut shape. Stuff in hole between your outer lips. Now using scissors snip straight lineup to the "roots" of your Ex-penis. Turn glands (penis head, which hopefully you saved) inside out by pushing the tip in with your thumb, while holding with needle nose pliers. Now Super Glue to stub. This will double as your clitoris and urethra. Take the testes you saved aside and remove the gunk from inside them. (a fun way to do this is to put them in a vise and tighten it till they "POP") Sew them around the ring where your penis used to be, facing outward in a counter clockwise direction.

These are you Labia Minor (inner lips) Should your new vagina feel loose, simply stuff with liver. Spray entire area with "Bactine"(TM)

HELPFUL HINTS= #1-Save on cleaning bills, wear a few Kotexes, for at least the first couple months.#2-If anything turns a "funny" color, wash thoroughly and spay entire area with "Bactine"(TM) Use makeup to cover up unsightly greens or blues, more makeup for hideous blacks or browns.#3-Change liver once a moth, twice if you have excessive sex.

Now I hope you find your "New" body enjoyable. Have a good time in your new life as a Woman!(if it hurt say you got a headache.)

This is highly endorsed by, "The Frankenstine Drag Queens". (Look what Beautiful Babes it made out of them)

Ex drag queen #1

"Oh yea we had a great time. We had a do it yourself sex change party!"

Ex Drag Queen #2

"I'm gettin' mo' pipe laid on me without a Male Organ, Thanks Dr. Mel!"

Ex Drag Queen #3

"A very rich, handsome Jesus Freak wants to marry me. He likes when I strap one on once a week & pound his backdoor, It's all good".

Ex Drag Queen #4

"I got more Male groupies then I ever had with a Dick. I like getting gangbanged every night".