Anime prank calls!

Me; so who's next?
Mikki: let's see.......Mello.
Me; Oh pranking him is gonna be fun ^^ *dails*
Mello: hello?
me; Are you a guy or a girl?
Mello: Who is this?
Mikki: Answer the question sir, or Ma'am
mello: I'm a guy!
me; are you sure? You wear really tight clothes and have your hair in kind of an effemminante way
mello: I'm a guy!
mikki: Then you're a gay guy!
mello: what?!
me: So how's Matt in bed? ^^
Mello: what?! I never fucked Matt!
Mikki: then who have you done?
mello: no one!
Me; So you're a virgin?
Mello: o///O No I'm not! *Hangs up*
Me; Well, someone has an anger problem ^^