I'm Falling In Love With My Pet HELP!!! ✓

~*Dan's Steak House*~

SMACK!! I watched as my boss fell to the floor bleeding in slow motion. I bet you're wondering why my boss is on the floor bleeding. Well.....let's just go to a flash back.

~*Flash Back*~

"Hey there Lauren, sexy as ever today." My boss whispered in my ear, while grabbing my sides. I admit it, he was pretty cute for someone his age but, his personailty sucked balls.

"Let go." I growled.

"Now don't play hard to get, I know you've been watching me when I'm not looking." Yea, I've been glaring at you in disgust every time you flirt with the employees.

He groped my ass. "Don't touch me!" I barked.

He moved his hand and decided to put both of his hands on my shoulders, squeezing them gently. "Want to make some extra money?"

I elbowed him in the stomach and, upper cut his face. I watched as he fell back, landing on the floor.

~*End of Flash Back*~

Shit! Man, I really needed this job. Hmmm... I wonder if I can still get paid for this week.

Some of the girl employees started screaming. Great.

Suddenly the police came rushing in. I sighed, ....not again,... the town's sheriff came in at gun point . He looked around the resturant then spotted me and frowned.

"Guns down boys, it's Lauren again." He put up his gun and so did the police force behind him.

"Hey Robert, nice to see you again" I said sarcastically. I raised up my hands before he could bother asking.

"Yea same here, you know I see you too often now; people are starting to think we are dating." He said pulling out his cuffs.

I smiled. "Awww are you embarrassed of me?" I said teasing him. And no, I don't like him, he's more of a friend.

"Lauren you may be very beautiful but I feel sorry for the guy who marries you. The poor guy will end up in the hospital in 2 days." He said while hand-cuffing me and leading me out of the restaurant while reciting my rights.

He put me in the back of his car. I was surprised to see Robert's 15 year old son inside the back of the police car with me also hand-cuffed.

"Hey Kevin, what are you in for this time?" I asked, yea I've been arrested so many times that Robert and police force became friends with me. I've met everyone's families and kids already too.

"I returned a movie and that asshole said there was a small scratch that he made in front of me. He wanted me to pay 25 dollars for it! So I punched me in the face." He said smiling at me.

"Hmmm...I would have done the same probably more." I said smiling back, I felt Robert shoot a glare at me. I stiffen. "But, you should have just called your dad and he would have fixed it without any violence." I said hoping that would fix it. Robert stopped glaring and looked back in the front.

Kevin smiled knowing what happened. "So why are YOU here?"

"The usual" I shrugged.

"A boss or a manger tried getting too close and personal again?"

"Yup, it was the boss this time. God it's like I'm cursed."

"Nope, you're just hot" Kevin said smirking.

I know where this is going. "Not gonna happen Kevin" I smiled. This boy has been trying to date me for the past 4 months.

"Why not? I'm pretty hot and I'm strong. Plus, I can keep those dirty guys off you." He said with confidence.

I just smiled at him. "I don't date anyone younger than me, especially when his father arrests me almost every week."

"If I fix the last one, can you make an exception for the first one?" He said with hope in his eyes.

"No way Kevin."

"Fine, I'll just have to try harder." He smiled.

"Kevin, stop flirting with Lauren."

"Come on Robert I told you to call me Lori. I don't like my full name, people only call me that when I'm in trouble."

"And you're not in trouble now?"

"Hmmmm.. good point."