I wake up groggily in my room in the Yogtowers. I log onto Youtube and see that Sam posted a new vid. Making a mental note to watch it later, I stumble into the kitchen and grab a pack of Jaffas. As I take a bite of one, a dazed looking Nilesy shuffles into the room. "Kim's up already and filming a video." I reply, "At 6 in the morning? Is she crazy or something?" Kim walks into the room. "Hi everyone," she shouts in her overly peppy voice. God, I swear, sometimes I wanna rip open her throat and see what's managing to make those squeaks.
"Hannah," Nilesy says. "I know that this is a confusing subject for all of us, but what's going on between Lewis, Simon and you?" (A/N of course i had to add drama, lol) She says back, "Well, Nilesy. What's going on between all the girls that you know except for me?" Kim has an embarrassed look on her face. I must thicken the plot, must I? Nilesy had a relationship with me a few years back. I walked in on him with another girl. And I asked him just how many more expendable girls did he have. He said, "Lots." Ever since then, our friendship has kind of been stretched to the limit. For God's sake, I almost had him kicked from the Yogscast. But Simon told me to give him a chance. And truth be told, he changed. He shaved more, he got rid of the bags under his eyes. And I hate myself for saying this, but I want him back. Ah, I might as bloody well screw it, he would never take me back. Besides, I already have Lewis and Simon on my tail. *shudders*
So... SHORT INTRODUCTION CHAPPIES ROCK!
Also, if you take a liking to our book, BEWARE OF LONG UPDATE TIMES we're like 15 miles away from each other. :( so we write this over google docs, but we cant usually set update times so.... yeah we suck :p sooo this chapter is basically prob the shortest we'll ever write so... GIVE US A CHANCEEEEE and yeah i know that I (Noah) say "so" a lot
Update: This has been up for like an hour and already has 3 reads. WTF????? Remember you guys... if you liked it, then VOTE AND COMMENT PLZ I LUV EVERYONE OF YOU sorry that sounded desperate... but literally pleaseeeeeee and if you guys want check out the co writers story Flamebird. It's a hg fanfic... AND ITS GOODDDDDDDD but im tryin to help him make teh chaps longa... So yeah. Vote, comment, and TELL @nightwing2602 / JAX to make his chaps longer! (be nice to him) AND jax if ur readin this then LOL and ur welcome :p
(A/N i know they dont live in yogtowers, shut up. pretend they do. all for nau... SECOND CHAP IS IN PROGRESS KBYE)