The Warped and Twisted Tales of the Jonas Brothers

Chapter 4: Maddie and Isabelle are BOTH equally awesome!!

Hey all you epically awesome people!! :P

Thanks for supporting our story so far and leaving comments it means alot to both Maddie and Isabelle because we are now BOTH equally awesome.

You guys know the drill: The BORING italic writing is Isabelle’s and the AWESOME normal writing is Maddie’s - a.k.a The most awesomest person that ever walked the face of the Earth.

But most importantly ENJOY!!

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Once upon a time The Jonas Brothers met a two-headed Mermaid.  One of the heads was Madonna and the other was Brittany Spears with green hair.  Nick fell in love with the two-headed Mermaid.  Madonna and Brittany Spears became angry that he couldn’t choose one of them so Joe killed the two-headed Mermaid so he didn’t have to make a choose anymore.  They lived happily ever after with a bear in the Australian bush.

THE END

But then the bear turned into a were-bear and ate Nicks tentacle arms so they fed Ben the were-bear to the flying crocodile.  After that Kelly Clarkson came and stole Joe’s orange wig while Miley Cyrus stole Kevin’s fridge.

Joe was very upset about his orange wig so he stole Kevin’s pink wig.  Kevin was very annoyed that his wig AND his fridge had been stolen so he decided to turn into a lion.  Her chased Miley Cyrus, stole the fridge back, then stole her lunch.

However, he then got very bad indigestion and stunk out the whole world so everyone had to wear gas masks.  They then moved to Antarctica because the smell became frozen and turned into ice-cream which they fed to the Killer Whales.  The whales then chased them to Madagascar.

They all got terribly sunburnt, boiled up and died.

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But they got reincarnated into turtles and formed a giant army of turtles to kill the sun monster.  However, all the turtles got cooked and then the Cookie Monster mistook them for cookies.  The Jonas Brothers turtle/cookies lived happily ever after in Cookie Monsters stomach.

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But then, the Cookie Monster spewed them back up so they went back to their original forms and became rock stars again.

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But then Kevin’s guitar turned into a snake and bit them, they became blood thirsty vampires so they moved to Transylvania.  They lived happily ever after with their pet bunny.

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They were absolutely devastated when Nick sucked the Bunny’s blood.  The bunny then turned evil and ate all the talking carrots.  Kevin who had a talking carrot in his stomach is now stomach less.

But then, the talking celery became jealous that the carrots were getting all of the attention so they formed an army against them.  They befriended the Jonas Brothers and kicked the talking carrots out so then the talking lettuce came and lived with them.

They all lived happily ever after.

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But little did they know that Miley Cyrus was plotting her revenge.  She got reincarnated into a frog and had a tadpole army.  Then she joined forces with Taylor Swift and their war cry was ‘Better than Revenge’.  But Taylor decided to take things into her own hands since Joe broke her heart (apparently!) so when the war started she turned into a helicopter and landed on Joe.  Joe then turned into a pancake and lived happily ever after in Kicks stomach.

THE END!!

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We both hope that you guys enjoyed this chappy and found it funny, maybe even hilarious?

We can only hope, anyway it would be greatly appreciated to Maddie and Isabelle if you could Vote and/or leave a comment.

MADDIE IS AMAZING!! :D

Anyway until next time here's a quote to leave you with:

Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you feel the warm feeling it brings.

H.R PUFFIN STUFF, HE'S YOUR FRIEND WHEN THINGS ARE TOUGH!!!!