"Bigums, where you at?" I called out in the middle of a survival game.
"Right behind you, bigums!" Jerome said. I turned and saw his Bacca skin bouncing towards me.
"Ooh, you got dat lingerie!" I exclaimed.
"And some chicken budder nugget boob-plate for you," he said throwing a gold chest plate onto the floor in front of my character.
"Nice!" I pressed E and shift-clicked the armour on. I decided to fix my inventory and saw my Bacca walk towards a chest about 30 blocks away. I then heard the signature bone breaking noise MineCraft makes when you're being hit.
"Oh no! NO NO NO NO-"
***BajanCandian was slain by BigRichie97***
"No! Benja, you lost to big dick!" Jerome laughed.
"Shut up! I was fixing my inventory!" I furiously started clicking the rotten flesh to respawn as a bacon. "C'mon, c'mon!" I mumbled. Success! "I'm on my way!" I ran towards the mountain where BigRichie killed me.
"Oh no! Bigums, he's chopping me!" Jerome said running towards me and away from BigRichie.
"On the way! Aaaaand..." I ran through Jerome's body and attacked BigRichie. "CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP!!!"
***BigRichie97 was slain by Muttation BajanCanadian***
"Yeah! I'll take that!"
"Niiiice. Alright, lets head back to spawn. Chests are gonna refill in a minute." Jerome was already heading towards spawn.
"On the way!" I quickly picked up all of BigRichie's loots and sprinted to spawn.
The sound of the chests being restocked ringed in my ears.
"If there's a diamond at spawn, I can make-" I was cut off.
"Betty?!" Jerome asked. I could hear the smile in his voice over the Skype call.
"I can make TWO Betty's!" I said cheerful.
"Bigums, how do you have 5 diamonds?!" Jerome asked, still searching chests.
"Richie had some, this other guy I killed on the way had some and I found another one just now." I was happy with my find.
"BIGUMS!" I heard Jerome call out. He moved away from the chests out into the open and threw a diamond on the floor.
"It is time. To make. Betty." I said dramatically.
"Get yo eagle on!" Jerome started singing.
"Get yo eagle on!" I sang along.
I crafted two Betty's and threw one down for Jerome.
"Oh buddy! Instagram that joint!" I pressed F5 and started swinging my axe into the air with Jerome. I heard a camera shutter on Jerome's end and laughed.
"You finally got an Instagram?" I asked, pressing F5 again until I was in first person view.
"Yup, go follow me! @JeromeVSGaming!" He was advertising to the viewers.
"And don't follow any BajanCanadian Instagram's because they're all fake. I don't have an Instagram. Yet," I said teasingly.
"Oh, death match in 30 seconds!" Jerome said. I read the chat and started jumping around excited.
"We gonna win the Hunger Games!" I laughed.
"B-but I thought we were gonna win Cops and Robbers..." Jerome said.
"Oh yeah, we're gonna win Cops and Robbers!" I said as death match started. I went after the person next to me.
"Oh! Oh! EndieGirl314, you're going to die!" I started hitting her and she pulled out a diamond sword. Three hits and I was dead. "Noooo!" I threw my head back and covered my face with my hands.
"B...Bigums, what happened?"
"Watch out, EndieGirl314 has a diamond sword." I spectated. "Watch out, she's coming around!" She circled behind Jerome who was busy fighting another chick named TwixMix408, who also had a diamond sword.
Jerome started running away from the two yelling "HALF A HEART! HALF A HEART! MITCH, I'M NOT REGEN-ING!"
"Well, you're screwed. They're a team," I watched as they stood next to each other and exchanged budder apples, TNT, and arrows. I tried hitting them even though I knew spectators couldn't do any damage.
Jerome shifted on the opposite side of spawn and waited for the two girls to do something.
"Dude, you're screwed. Do something!" I yelled
"Okay..uh...uh... FOR NARNIA!!!!!!" He charged towards them and didn't even get a hit on either of the girls before they killed him.
***ASFJerome was slain by Endiegirl314***
"Ah well..." Jerome moved away from his mic.
"Well doods, this was the Hunger Games. I hope you enjoyed."
***RiverSaturn225 was slain by Endiegirl314***
"Don't forget to go check out Jerome's channel and slap that like button with yo forehead." I said the outro. Jerome slurped and I stopped the recording.
I logged off MineCraft and ended the Skype call.
I walked into the kitchen and heard Jerome walk in.
"When are we going to tell the viewers we're.........y'know..." Jerome leaned against the counter.
|Jerome Nickelson||as Himself|
|Mitchel Hughes||as Himself|