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[PG] Parental Guidance Suggested
Hmmm... randomness... ;) Just in case you're wondering, all these characters are from Twilight, not different fan sites.
-IsyaBee x
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Edward: So I after you blacked out, I just said to James, STOP! You may be a vicious vampire, but I'm an 10000000 year old virgin!
Bella: Go on...
Edward: OK, so then he was like, whatever, and I was like, I'm sorry, but...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: I'm sorry but this relationship's not working, James, I told him. I said, I'm with Bella now. Then he slagged you off a bit-
Bella: He WHAT? That bitch...
Edward: And then I said, it's not you, it's me. We can still be friends. And then he started crying...
Bella: Excuse me, babe, I'm just gonna go spit in his ashes (tries to stalk away but falls over several times)
Edward: (talking to myself) ...and I'm like, it's not meant to be, and he's like, snotting all over my jumper, so I'm feeling bad now. I mean, we didn't have to burn him, did we? Those rock-hard abs... (drools to self for approx. 3 hours. Finally Bella returns)
Bella: Hey, baby, I'm back! (leans forward to hug Edward)
Edward: (recoils in horror) EWWWWW! Get your girl germs off me!
Bella: But- baby-
Edward: (tosses his hair so he looks even more of a freak) GoodBYE, Bella. I'm ending this relationship now. I'm just not over James! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME! (Sobs and wipes his nose on his sleeve) Imma gonna go kiss his ashes or something...
Bella: I wouldn't- (Edward disappears. Bella shrugs) They've got saliva all over them now.
*Pause*
Bella: So, uhh... what to I do now? Cry? (Tries to cry but sounds like a dying pig) Uh, no. So what now?
Fangirls: (helpfully) We could kill you if you like? That way Edward would be OURSSSS!!!!111!!!1! *fangasm*
Bella: (thinks seriously over this possibility) Hmmm... maybe... (brightens) No- I know what I'll do! I'll get with Victoria even though we hate each other! Yayyyy!
Victoria: Yayyyyy!
Laurent: ...
Lauren: GET WITH ME, VAMPIRE NAME BUDDY!
(Laurent eats her)
THE END.
-IsyaBee x
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Edward: So I after you blacked out, I just said to James, STOP! You may be a vicious vampire, but I'm an 10000000 year old virgin!
Bella: Go on...
Edward: OK, so then he was like, whatever, and I was like, I'm sorry, but...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: I'm sorry but this relationship's not working, James, I told him. I said, I'm with Bella now. Then he slagged you off a bit-
Bella: He WHAT? That bitch...
Edward: And then I said, it's not you, it's me. We can still be friends. And then he started crying...
Bella: Excuse me, babe, I'm just gonna go spit in his ashes (tries to stalk away but falls over several times)
Edward: (talking to myself) ...and I'm like, it's not meant to be, and he's like, snotting all over my jumper, so I'm feeling bad now. I mean, we didn't have to burn him, did we? Those rock-hard abs... (drools to self for approx. 3 hours. Finally Bella returns)
Bella: Hey, baby, I'm back! (leans forward to hug Edward)
Edward: (recoils in horror) EWWWWW! Get your girl germs off me!
Bella: But- baby-
Edward: (tosses his hair so he looks even more of a freak) GoodBYE, Bella. I'm ending this relationship now. I'm just not over James! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME! (Sobs and wipes his nose on his sleeve) Imma gonna go kiss his ashes or something...
Bella: I wouldn't- (Edward disappears. Bella shrugs) They've got saliva all over them now.
*Pause*
Bella: So, uhh... what to I do now? Cry? (Tries to cry but sounds like a dying pig) Uh, no. So what now?
Fangirls: (helpfully) We could kill you if you like? That way Edward would be OURSSSS!!!!111!!!1! *fangasm*
Bella: (thinks seriously over this possibility) Hmmm... maybe... (brightens) No- I know what I'll do! I'll get with Victoria even though we hate each other! Yayyyy!
Victoria: Yayyyyy!
Laurent: ...
Lauren: GET WITH ME, VAMPIRE NAME BUDDY!
(Laurent eats her)
THE END.
[PG] Parental Guidance Suggested
Comments & Reviews ^topmy 38 yr old mom is obsessed with twilight, shes dragging me and my bro to go c new moon  nekoyaz Nov 21, 2009 13:36 reply spam i agree with the person blow me. my sisters are OBSESSED with twilight  17xoxo Nov 11, 2009 07:13 reply spam Ehehehhh... hey I'm ill! My mind's allowed to have random freakishnesses! ;)
ohmygol wouldn't a twilightparodies chat just be amazing? we should write in to the wattpad team and ask for one! lol ;) x  IsyaBee Sep 19, 2009 10:25 reply spam FANGASM.
And Isya wtf is this? Hah I'm thinking of how hilarious a twilightparodies chatroom would be lol.  Cat-eyes Sep 17, 2009 11:40 reply spam *nods serenely* ah, yes. fangasms. mwehehehh~
laurent and lauren-- that just had to happen sometime, didn't it? do you think ms meyer had a thing about a girl called laura, because all the characters based on that name are evil or don't get a happy ending... laurent, lauren, leah... you get the picture ;) ladyoflitany: ha, it's so good to hear you say that! or see you write that, rather? heh, I confuse myself! anyway, thanks a lot because I know you're amazing yourself! AliceC: wow, you are probably our #1 fan! thanks a bunch for all your comments and nice words! *hugs* sorry, i really should be using the TP account to post these messages, but i can't be bothered... meh, mebbe cat-eyes or beastly will do it later! IsyaBee Sep 17, 2009 07:41 reply spam i adore what u guys post!!! hahaha really funny! and somehow brightning my day :)  alleycat Sep 17, 2009 05:15 reply spam show all comments (11) |
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