Twilight chatroom <3

All text (c) Michelle Alfonso - michelle2877

its my first chatroom thing, so it may not be so good

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Bella_bby - Bella
Mc.sparkle - Edward
Wolfie - Jacob
Monkeyman - Emmett
Gaspitsjasp! - Jasper


* Bella_bby has entered the room

Bella_bby- where iszz evy1?!!!!!!!!??

* Wolfie has entered the room

Bella_bby- Ohh emmm geeee! Jakeeeeeeeeeee go away I wanna talkszz to my sparklehh boo.

Wolfie- hi to u too.

*Mc.sparkle has entered the room

Bella_bby- haii edwardddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!

Mc.sparkle- hello Bella.

Wolfie-Edward, take urr sparkly self away from bella. And BTW, she
ttlly wants meeeeeee. Bcz no one likes a leech!

Bella_bby-I like him!!!!

Wolfie-oh pleazzeee. u just wanted him to take ur v-card and turn u into a vamp!

Bella_bby- NUH UHHHH

Wolfie-yuh huh! I read breakin dawn! U gettsss pregggggoooo jus 2 b a sucker!!!!

Mc.sparkle-I hypothesize that you are just jealous that you don't know what she's really sucking on ;P

Wolfie- she really suckin on me!

Bella_bby-WTFFFF??????? where is jaspyyy?

* Wolfie has gone idle

Mc.sparkle-up your beautiful rear and around the corner, Bella.

* Gaspitsjasp! Has entered the room

Bella_bby-OMGGGG. Haiii jasperrrr.

Gaspitsjasp!-uhmm, Edward. Emmett stole your stickers again.

Mc.sparkle-WHAT?!

* Monkeyman has entered the room

Monkeyman-ooh, yeah that's rite. I has ur stickers again! Muahahahaa

* Monkeyman has left the room

* Wolfie has returned from idle

Bella_bby-im gonna go read.

Wolfie-since when do you kno how 2 reed bells?!

Bella_bby-since...UR MOM!

Wolfie-uhm, wow. Nice comeback.

* Bella_bby has left the room

Wolfie-so leechie, why does monkey boy have ur stickersss?!!

* Monkeyman has entered the room

Monkeyman-because I likes stickers, do u has any stickysssss??

Wolfie-uhm if I say yes are you going to like attack me?!

Monkeyman-maybe. But only if u has unicorn stickersss!

Wolfie-HOW DID U KNOWWWWW????

Monkeyman-hmmm, I LOVES ME SOME STICKERSS!

Gaspitsjasp!-HEYY EMMETT U TOOK MY STICKERS TOO?!

Monkeyman-uhh.if u want them baq comes ands gets themsssss jaspyyy!

* Monkeyman has left the room

*Gaspitsjasp! Has left the room

Wolfie-AND THEN BELLA VICIOUSLY KILLED HIM WITH A SPOON.

Mc.sparkle-hey, I read that oneee!!

* Mc.sparkle has left the room to kill emmett for stealing his stickers again.

* Wolfie has left the room due to Emmett tackling him for his girly unicorn stickers and Jasper chasing Emmett and Edward following them all the while.


* And then Bella viciously killed them all with a spoon.


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Wow, thank you so much for this, Michelle! *hugs* Really funny!
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