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erinbear_13

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i know that a lot of people write arranged marriage stories and they usually all start the same, but i promise it WILL get better! :D if u like it, i originally wrote it on quizilla, so i have 14 chapters of this story on there, but im going to transfer them all on here. :D

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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!


"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" I screamed as I hit the snooze button on my alarm clock and pulled the plug out of the wall.


That's what you deserve, you little electronic piece of crap!!!

I swear alarm clocks are small evil devices sent from hell!!!


Speaking of hell, today, thats probably where I'll be.



And I will tell you why. Because my mom just told me yesterday that I'm arranged to be married, and my *shudder* 'fiance' (it hurt just to think that word!) is visiting today!


I was still grimancing as I went over to my suitcase and pulled out some clean clothes that looked nice enough to meet my future 'in-laws'!


EWW!!! And, yes, you heard me correctly...suitcase.


When I came home from school yesterday, my mom had already packed away all my things. Nice, huh? Yeah, someone was a bit anxious to get their little disappointing failure of a daughter out of the house.


My whole family was a bunch of preps! Even my sister who I love to death is a prep!

I was going to miss Nikki so much ( her real name is Nicole, as if my parents would actually give their daughter such a horrifingly rebelious name as Nikki!!!).


Come to think of it, Nikki's going to be the only one I miss. Except for my BFF since kindergarten, Ava.

And as it turns out, I not only have to marry a guy that a have never met before in my life, but i also have to move into a house with him ALONE!


My cow of a mother told me that it had all the luxury our house had, it was a little bit smaller than our mansion, but had a pool, game room, movie theater, ect., as well as maids, butlers, and the whole shabang.


You know, except for the help, I will be all alone in this house with a complete stranger! He could besome sort of rapist for all I know!


Maybe my mom would be sorry that she made have me have this arranged marriage then!
Or maybe she wont...i dont really give a crap.


And, yes, if you must know, I do usuallydo see the glass half empty.




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(Fast-forward to later when the Morgans family is downstairs about to greet the Scott family!!!)


P.S. Christine Morgans and Peston Scott are the arranged marriage people...



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"Okay everyone, here they come!!! Nicole, sit up straight! And Christine, please, please smile for once in your life! Richard stop snickering!"


My mom barked orders tomy sister, father, and I.


I just ignored her and turned Don't Trust Me by 30h!3 to a higher volume on my neon purple i-pod.


DING-DONG!


"Their here! Look normal and pleasant everyone!"


My mother squeled and rushed to the door in her killing 5-inched spiked hot pink heels. To me she looked like a friggin idiot trying to quicky hop/limp to the door in her ridiculous shoes.


I wonder why she is so excited? Oh, wait, I know, because she gets to sell me off to another family to be their little problem!


When her back was turned, I stuck my tough out at my mom. Nikki must have seen me because she elbowed me in the side and cleared her throat, signaling me to behave.


I just grunted and slunk down in my seat.


"Patricia!"


"Elizabeth!"


My mom and the other woman hugged and air kissed each other the cheek.


"Richard, you look as healthy as always!"


"So do you Markus. I pleased to see that!"


"Oh, Christine, dear, you look...er...so, tall!!!


My soon to be mother in-law stuttered with a loss for words.


Probably doesn't like me either! Oh, well.Thats her problem, not mine!

"Where is Preston?" My father asked.


"Right here, Mr. Morgans."


I turned and saw my new 'fiance' at the door and gasped.


OF COARSE HE WAS A PREP!? A HOLLISTER WEARING,BLONDE HEADED, KEN DOLL-ISH PREP!!!
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL!!!

"Preston, this is Christine, your fiance." My mother said as she motioned to me.


As soon as he saw me, that cocky smile was completly wiped from his face.
Somebody hopped his fiance was preppy Nikki, instead of moi, the Princess of Emo!
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Omg your so funny and i love dont trust me tooooo!

XxEmoBoomtin...
Nov 21, 2009 11:35
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@erinbear_13 zoeynight_ course u miss me IM THE AWESOME SAUCE!!!! lol ur still my BFF 4 life!

erinbear_13
Nov 20, 2009 19:19
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omg!!!! i love it!!!! write more please. miss you!!

zoeynight_
Nov 20, 2009 19:17
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DAMN THIS IS THE BOOM ADORE IT! TO SHIT!

Prettylittle...
Nov 20, 2009 18:57
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awwwwww cute :)
please write soon its amazing!

vampirelovef...
Nov 19, 2009 21:17
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Luv it! its sooo funny!!

mick4eva
Nov 19, 2009 10:39
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upload more please!!

vamp_freak31...
Nov 18, 2009 21:41
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hey.. i dont know if advertising is frowned apon, but if not, please could people comment on this...? It's my first post on here, first time aswell that i have written something like it. Love this story BTW

http://www.wattpad.com/242383-guys-are-dicks-full-stop

adzo95
Nov 18, 2009 12:22
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AHAH SO FUNNY!

purpleloverc...
Nov 17, 2009 20:41
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I hope this guy, Preston, isn't gay or anything... Funny guy though

CynSmiles
Nov 17, 2009 11:42
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