Yeah! So, here it is! I finally decided to make a list! First, a HUGE thank you to arria 93 who gave me a TON of ideas! I don't own twilight, but i DO own these ideas! Enjoy!

51 Things Emmett Cullen is NOT Allowed to Do... 3

1.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to make comments on Edward and Bella's sex life...
2.Or Jasper and Alice's...
3.Or Carlisle's and Esme's...
4.Or his and Rosalie's...
5.Or anyone else, for that matter...
6.Especially in front of Charlie, because he has no sex life...
7.Or for any other reason...
8.In fact, Emmett is not allowed to make fun of Charlie's sex life, or lack of one, at all
9.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to scream like a little girl when Taylor Lautner takes his shirt off...
10.Or call him "Ab-tastic!"
11.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to shove someone in front of a bus...
12.Especially Charlie
13.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to assassinate the president...
14.Or shoot anyone...
15.Or touch a gun...
16.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to try out for the cheerleading squad...
17.No matter how cute he thinks the outfits are...
18.Or how cute he looks in them
19.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to eat Mike Newton...
20.Or Eric
21.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to mix random chemicals in the chemistry lab...
22.And "But the colors were so pretty!" is not an excuse...
23.Nor is "I didn't know that those chemicals would cause an explosion, at least not a big one.... it's really all the teacher's fault."...
24.And the cops don't' except "But the building was an eyesore... I was really doing the school a favor!"...
25.And when the cops ask how Emmett survived the explosion, he is absolutely NOT allowed to yell "F***!!! THEY KNOW!!! THEY KNOW WE ARE VAMPIRES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!! IF I DIE I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT I ALWAYS LOVED YOU JASPER! LEGION OF MOST LOYAL VAMPIRE FRUIT MINIONS, ATTACK!!!!"
26.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to run through the school with a Team Jacob shirt on...
27.Or a team Edward shirt
28.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to run out of the cafeteria crying "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!" when Bella asks him to pass the ketchup
29.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to buy a karaoke machine...
30.And sing Hannah Montana on it...
31.Or Britney Spears...
32.Just don't sing
33.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to mow funny shapes in the grass
34.Especially in front of the house
35.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to buy a stripper pole and use it...
36.Or force Jasper to use it...
37.Or force Edward to use it...
38.Or force Carlisle to use it
39.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Harry Potter and challenge Aro to a duel
40.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play the Wii
41.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to try to seduce Carlisle
42.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to call Edward the 100 year old virgin
43.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to call the Volvo gay
44.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to join the circus
45.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to burn Alice's entire wardrobe...
46.And then replace it with all left socks
47.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play truth or dare... ever... again
48.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to say "I love you Jasper! And always have!" on the school intercom
49.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to film Edward and Bella having sex and post it on YouTube
50.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to blow up the hospital

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"You think that ought to do it?" Bella asked Jasper as they taped the list to the wall.
"Nah, but it's good enough for now," he replied.
Just then, they heard Emmett fly down the stairs yelling "I'm SUPERMAN!" and crash through the window.
Bella took the pen Jasper was holding out and wrote

51. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Superman and attempt to fly