Ndiyazicaphukela ezinto zilandelayo ebafazini
1. Umfazi wempahla zase pare
di eKapa, I mean really now!!
2. Umfazi onxiba ngathi yichristmas tree- hello u not 4yrs old!
3.. Umfazi othanda ukwenza inwele endlini- iSalon zenzelweni kanti?
4. Umntu ozokhulisa inzipho ogqiba angathengi cutex Ogqiba awayeke emade amanye ephukile.
5. Umfazi womlomo oxwebileyo ngathi ebesela iparaffin .
6. Umfazi oswele itact yokuthetha ukhamisa atyhale naphambikwabantu so embarrassing.
7. Umfazi wasekasi, othetha itsotsi taal- class iphi kanti.
8. Umfazi othanda ucela imali.
9. Othanda ipassengers seat ade abeke inyawo kwidashboard.NE leaners licence akanayo.
10. Umfazi one jealous a critisiza everybody- naba bamdlula 100 times!
11. Ongaythandiyo independence- always fanele acele something....
12. Umfazi ongakwazi kupheka- I mean u are a woman ,,, really now!!!
13. Umfazi ongahlambiyo before alale! Naxa akwi periods, SIES!
14. Umfazi ongekho romantic- no foreplay!
15. Umfazi o thanda madoda in the name of "I have been hurt or men do it all the time"
16. O we loose panty- akhondoda ingadlulanga apha kuye!
17. Umfazi orhosha indirectly- O I don't do broke men!
18. Otya ichappies the whole day esenza i balloon nalanto iqhafazayo nxi....
19. Umfazi obukela i repeat yesoapie engahlambanga ebusy esitya the whole day.
20. Umntu ongazihoyiyo- inzipho, inyawo, skin esi dry and flaky...Eish man
21. Umfazi onukumlomo, and a thande uphuzwa!
22. Umfazi othethela phezulu, naphakathi kwabantu- aka na class niks!
23. Umfazi we traditional clothes- every formal function e Sandton nguye nazo.
24. UmFazi wamashubaba , uneven skin tone- Ponds perfect colour complex ikhona.
25. Umfazi we doom (body spray)- ever heard of Channel no 5 or Kenzo Flower atleast?
26. We handbag nezihlangu ze plastic- at least thenge zelaphu!
27. Umfazi otshayayo Cigarette- snuff lo yhe andifuni nokumbona!
28. O thanda o"pls call me"- please get a job and buy airtime!
29. Umfazi onxiba ipanty ye cotton -!! LOL
30. Umfazi onxiba i low cut jeans, a khuphe izipejeje ne strech marks ne thong ngaphandle ngeloxesha use texini!
31. Onezandla ezikrwexayo please zikhona ihand cream!
32. Othanda i make-up too much- sicela nje ukubona u natural.
33. Othanda iWIG- especially eka Manto !
34. Othanda i Vat en sit- xa eza to spend the weekend uza ne suitcase. (Especially abasekapa)
35.O zenza umama- a funu lawula ilife yam!
36. O noboya emakhwapheni gees nam andisenabo !
37. O screamayo xa ehlangana ne tshomi zakhe emall- turn off!!!
38. Ohlebayo ngabanye abantu nangam lo!!!
39. O tya kakhulu ngathi uthi nkosi ndithathe
40. Umfazi osela black label, Amstel ,Castle lite etc o nxilayo ngathi akanangqondo! Elavumba lotwyala ekuseni sies.
41. Intombi engafuni career neskolo- since asebenza e Jet as I cashier dats all ohk for her!
42. O thanda Umtshato kodwa akanapotential
