One Direction Preferences

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Liam: 

Liam: I need u soo bad rite now (Y/N). I miiiiiiiiiissss u!!

You: I miss you too Li and I love you, but why are you texting me at 2 in the morning?

Liam: The boys n I r at a club and I miiss u!!

You: Um, have you been drinking Liam?

Liam: I need you soooooooo bad bby! I’m so hard 4 u!!

You: …. you’re drunk, aren’t you?

Liam: maaaaayyybbeee…

Niall: 

Niall: I’ll lift you up, I’ll never stop ;)

You: Niall… babe… how many drinks have you had?

Niall: Only a few… but I could still take you to another world babe ;)

You: I think you’ve had more than a few drinks Niall…

Niall: … possibly, but I’m still horny as fuck

Louis:

Louis: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, YEAH

You: Babe, Niall had beer at his house, didn’t he?

Louis: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME YEAH

You: Okay, how much have you had?

Louis: I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK AND LET ME LICK YOUR SWEET SWEET FOLDS

You: Oh my god Lou…

Louis: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME...

You: Get home safe and we’ll see…

Louis: YEAH!

Harry: 

Harry: bbe i need ur pussy

You: Harry, have you been drinking?

Harry: i need u so so bad babe. i need ur sweet pussy

You: Liam’s sober right? Can he bring you home?

Harry: is that a yes?

You: Have Liam bring you home babe.

Harry: its a yes!!

You: … we’ll see…

Zayn: 

Zayn: babe, you up for breaking some tables?

You: Zayn, where are you?

Zayn: m at the pub with Nialler, but ur better for breaking tables with me than he is

You: … you’re drunk aren’t you?

Zayn: i’m not THAT drunk!

You: I think it’s time for you to come home…

Zayn: Time to break tables?

A.N.:

Yeah, a little carrot-y… but I like them… I had a little too much fun with the Louis one though

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Preference #15: Dirty Drunk Texts

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