Become a fanhahaha!! soooo funny :D u're very imaginative
P.S. ayayay, undescribable!You fox ;D are you bribing ur readers with roses? 'coz it just might work!!! hehe
nice work, girl, keep it up :)
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Grace CAN NOT Under ANY Circumstances (This one's for you Grace):
1. Get mad at Faith for the few curls in her hair that she has...
2. It's natural and not her fault.
3. Steal the last cookie...
4. And run from her house while happy dancing about it.
5. Happy dance without her.
6. Call her cherry when she blushes...
7. In front of anyone...
8. It just makes it worse.
9. Say pink is great to Faith...
10. She doesn't like that color too much.
11. Take Faith's MP3 player without asking...
12. And add a bunch of heavy metal that she doesn't understand...
13. Then turn it off after putting it to full volume.
14. Call Faith a stupid freshman...
15. She's the only exception in the school...
16. Even if she wishes you'd stop calling all her close friends that
unless she's mad at them.
17. Sing off key loudly when Faith is sleeping.
18. Draw in sharpie on Faith's face when she's sleeping...
19. Or anything.
20. Sit in a box and act like it's your house.
21. Kill your sister no matter how mad you get.
22. Scribble on all of the pages in every page of Faith's notebooks...
23. Or write on them...
24. Or anything!
25. Tell Faith's sister monsters will steal her toes if she doesn't leave the room...
26. But come up with a lie that wouldn't get Faith in trouble.
27. Don't laugh at Faith's clumsiness...
28. She will growl at you.
29. Don't say random numbers when Faith is counting...
30. It will make her really mad.
31. Wear Faith's clothes without her knowing...
32. It's just not nice.
33. Stick your tongue out at Faith when she's upset...
34. It doesn't help anything.
35. Walk in Faith's house without knocking...
36. You're like part of the family but it'd get Faith in trouble.
37. Paint Faith's toe nails bright colors when she's sleeping...
38. A different color on each nail...
39. You will surely be forced to remove it.
40. Read Faith's latest part of a story she's writing before she posts it on wattpad.
41. Not read one of Faith's stories.
42. Act like Faith's "adopted" sister when she's half asleep.
43. Make fun of Faith's lack of nail painting skills.
44. Spray air freshener in Faith's room repeatedly for an hour...
45. Or any other amount of time.
46. Laugh at the fact that Faith always ends up telling her boyfriend whatever he wants to know in the end even if at first she didn't want to tell him.
47. Whine to try to make Faith tell you something or beg...
48. It won't work for you.
49. Imitate your sister singing...
50. The real thing already kills Faith's ears.
I called my friend to make sure that's all I needed to write.
"Hello? I wrote a list of things Grace can not do. Can you give me any other ones?" I spoke into the phone. At that moment Grace ran into the room and stole the phone.
"Who is it? What are you talking about?" Grace started to ask.
51. Do not steal the phone from Faith.
"What's this?" She asked as I gave it to her.
"Put it in your pocket and before you do ANYTHING, read it." I hung up the phone and she folded up the paper and put it in her pocket.
1. Get mad at Faith for the few curls in her hair that she has...
2. It's natural and not her fault.
3. Steal the last cookie...
4. And run from her house while happy dancing about it.
5. Happy dance without her.
6. Call her cherry when she blushes...
7. In front of anyone...
8. It just makes it worse.
9. Say pink is great to Faith...
10. She doesn't like that color too much.
11. Take Faith's MP3 player without asking...
12. And add a bunch of heavy metal that she doesn't understand...
13. Then turn it off after putting it to full volume.
14. Call Faith a stupid freshman...
15. She's the only exception in the school...
16. Even if she wishes you'd stop calling all her close friends that
unless she's mad at them.
17. Sing off key loudly when Faith is sleeping.
18. Draw in sharpie on Faith's face when she's sleeping...
19. Or anything.
20. Sit in a box and act like it's your house.
21. Kill your sister no matter how mad you get.
22. Scribble on all of the pages in every page of Faith's notebooks...
23. Or write on them...
24. Or anything!
25. Tell Faith's sister monsters will steal her toes if she doesn't leave the room...
26. But come up with a lie that wouldn't get Faith in trouble.
27. Don't laugh at Faith's clumsiness...
28. She will growl at you.
29. Don't say random numbers when Faith is counting...
30. It will make her really mad.
31. Wear Faith's clothes without her knowing...
32. It's just not nice.
33. Stick your tongue out at Faith when she's upset...
34. It doesn't help anything.
35. Walk in Faith's house without knocking...
36. You're like part of the family but it'd get Faith in trouble.
37. Paint Faith's toe nails bright colors when she's sleeping...
38. A different color on each nail...
39. You will surely be forced to remove it.
40. Read Faith's latest part of a story she's writing before she posts it on wattpad.
41. Not read one of Faith's stories.
42. Act like Faith's "adopted" sister when she's half asleep.
43. Make fun of Faith's lack of nail painting skills.
44. Spray air freshener in Faith's room repeatedly for an hour...
45. Or any other amount of time.
46. Laugh at the fact that Faith always ends up telling her boyfriend whatever he wants to know in the end even if at first she didn't want to tell him.
47. Whine to try to make Faith tell you something or beg...
48. It won't work for you.
49. Imitate your sister singing...
50. The real thing already kills Faith's ears.
I called my friend to make sure that's all I needed to write.
"Hello? I wrote a list of things Grace can not do. Can you give me any other ones?" I spoke into the phone. At that moment Grace ran into the room and stole the phone.
"Who is it? What are you talking about?" Grace started to ask.
51. Do not steal the phone from Faith.
"What's this?" She asked as I gave it to her.
"Put it in your pocket and before you do ANYTHING, read it." I hung up the phone and she folded up the paper and put it in her pocket.
Comments & Reviews ^topNo I'm not bribing them. I'm just showing them that I love them for commenting and being so nice. :D
Thanks so much though. Here's a rose: ---u---@ haha. <3 ~Undescribable~ ~Faith~ <3 xo  Undescribabl... Aug 30, 2009 20:23 reply spam Thanks ThePainWillFade. Happy to know I just made life a little brighter. :D Here's a rose for reading and commenting: ---u---@
Hope you become a regular reader. SapphireStar: Thanks for finding it amusing. :D Happy you had a few laughs. So did Grace. haha. Here's a rose for an awesome comment: ---U---@ Undescribabl... Aug 28, 2009 19:43 reply spam Thz is amusing..>.< i actually read pt2 first when it pops up in whts new. Thz is smthn fresh and oh..you're so creative! ^-^xo
P.S. I dont understnd bout d 2 votes thingie too..mm..  SapphireStar Aug 28, 2009 15:08 reply spam This just made my life. It really did. thought you should know. ;P  ThePainWillF... Aug 28, 2009 15:01 reply spam How does this have two votes and no reads? Can someone explain? I'm confused. Part 2 is coming soon. :D haha. Undescribabl... Aug 28, 2009 13:46 reply spam |
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