Crazy Mate

SO I WAS LIKE REALLY BORED :) HEHE

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Crazy Mate:

It's a smurfy girl, In a smurfy woooooooooorld. Its so smurf-tastic, its made of smurfettes! This is smurfy world! It's a smurfy girl, In a smurfy woooooooooorld. Its so smurf-tastic, its made of smurfettes! This is smurfy world! It's a smurfy girl, In a smurfy woooooooooorld. Its so smurf-tastic, its made of smurfettes! This is smur-

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"Friggin alarm clock." I muttered throwing it against the wall. Why is my alarm set for.....TAKE A GUESS!!

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THAT'S RIGHT 5:30 IN THE MORNING!! Hehe, the sun isn't even up yet!! Oh this is going to be good! Time for my specially planned routine. Grabbing my ipod, I dock it at the perfect annoying song, and attached it to the speakers on blast. "Ooooh Justin Bieber." Now my brothers and I don't really like him so this is going to be reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.

"Guess I found the perfect song." I sung to myself while hooking up the wires.

"BABY BABY BABY OOOOHH!!" erupted from the speakers switching to bass the house started shaking. Brushing my teeth, I was surprised I can hear the pounding on my door. OH WELL!!grabbing some clothes, I went back in my bathroom and I changed into my black shorts and red v-neck vest and red chucks. Adding on a little eyeliner, I smiled in satisfaction to myself. I started humming the elmo theme song when justin beibers voice got shut off. Walking out I find my bedroom door on the floor with Nick, Ryan and Chad standing there angrily. My lips immediately began to pout as my eyes got wide. Even though they're my brothers they can get fucking scary when their mad. One look at my innocent face and their expression soften.

"IT WAS BARNEY'S FAULT!" I yelled running out my room. Always blame the purple molesting dinosaur.

Seeing my dad walking down the stairs, I run and jump straight on his back screaming "ELMO!"

"Oh jesus!" He says gripping on the stairs. Now my daddy isn't an old man but he is pretty muscular!! Instead of looking 40, he looks 30!! "What's wrong with you Ashley?" He asks me walking into the kitchen.

"Barney." I simply reply. "SUGAR YUMS!" I yell jumping off his back to grab my cereal.

"No sugar yums Ash! You eat anymore sugar all your teeth are going to fall out and your going to die from diabetes." Dad threatens me.

"Ew a condom!!" I scream point Dad. As he turns around, I quickly take the sugar container and dump it all in my cereal box. Hehehehehehehe, I'm going to be super duper duper DUPER SUPER DUPER hyperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! MuahahahhahahhaahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"Where the hell do you see a condom?" He asks and I burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha you said condom." I started laughing when dad shook his head and went upstairs. OMG! I'm in the kitchen.....all alone.....WHERE'S THE PEPSI?! I get massive sugar rushes when I drink pepssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii babyyyyyyyy!

Scavenging through the cabinets I squeal in success as I found a 6 pack of pepsi hiding on the top shelf. Its just waiting there for me to devour it. Opening a can, I quickly down it heading for another..........and then another.......and then another......

"Where the hell is Ashley?" Nick's voice rang through upstairs 5 soda cans later. I quickly dump the empty cans into the garbage. Taking the extra can I quickly pour it in a large bowl filled EXTRA EXTRA SUGAR YUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Shit she's in the kitchen alone!!" Ryan yelled. No shit dumb asses! Jeesh for a bunch of gang leaders they sure are pretty bland. Hehe, I sound so sophisticated. Oh did I forget to mention that? Well apparently........hold on let me take a couple bites of my sugar yums.

**HALF A BOWL OF SUGAR YUMS LATER**

"What are you doing?" Ryan asks.

"I'm going into deep though. SHHH!" I told him. Now where was I ? OH YES!! My father and three brothers are the leader of the powerful gang Red Bullets. In our town there are two powerful gangs, us the Red Bullets and then our rivals the Black Bullets. We all live in the same town and attend the same school. We just stick to ourselves and just hang out. Its retarded I know!! Oh well back to my Sugar yums! "Sugar sugar sugar yums!!" I cheered bouncing up and down like a....BUNGAROO!! Bungaroo's are a combination of Bunnies and Kangaroos!!