Those are seriously fun do write! lol
If you have special demands feel free to give them, I made a bunch but I'm always open to suggestions! ;P
So here it is, Whore's Anonymous Take Two!
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Me : Alright, let’s try this again… girls?
Stacey : *sighs heavily, with arms crossed over her chest* Hi, my name is Stacey and I’m a whore.
Everyone : Hi Stacey!
Me : Next…
Annabelle : *sighs heavily and gets up* Hi, my name is Annabelle and I’m gorgeous… and also a whore. *sits back*
Everyone : Hi Annabelle!
Nadia : *gets up* Fine, well like I guess, my name’s Nadia, and I’m like… a whore…
Everyone : Hi Nadia!
*everyone looks at Heather*
Heather : *puts her hand over her heart with a disbelieving look* Oh, I’m not saying that, not thank you.
Me : You’re going to need to cooperate if you want to be a better person.
Heather : Oh are you implying I’m a bad person?!
Me : Let’s go to the next person…
Annabelle : Hey! That bitch wasn’t here before!
Kendal : Yes, hello, quite sorry, I’m a newbie if you will… what’s one more therapy, yes? I’m already insane anyways… and this place seems rather amusing.
Me : … alright…?
Kendal : Hello, my name is Kendal and I’m… not a whore, but I’m a bitch though, that I’ll admit to it.
Stacey: Oh oh! I rather admit to that!
Annabelle : Me too!
Nadia : *shrugs* I don’t really mind.
Heather : I’m not saying that either, no thank you. I made a decision for myself because I wasn’t happy anymore, how is that wrong?
Me : Fine, you don’t need to say it just yet, admitting is just as hard as getting rid of the problem, so today well be talking—
Heather : Can we talk about that boy again, I would like to know his address, his social security number and his cellphone number. I’ll get a restraining order on him before he even has the time to say he’s sorry.
Stacey : Hey, as long as Blake is forbidden to go anywhere near Lexi I’m totally on the old lady’s side!
Kendal : Are you talking about Blake Eaton?
Annabelle : Fuck yes! Oh my god, he’s so hot!
Nadia : Who’s Blake?
Stacey : Shut up bitch.
Kendal : You are aware none of you have any chances at ever getting with him right, especially not you *looks at Stacey* He likes brunettes, *looks at Annabelle* named Lexi.
Stacey : And you know that how?
Kendal : I dated him.
Annabelle : You’re a lying bitch.
*doors open, Levi burst in the room*
Levi : Fear no more, our Lord the saviour as come so you can repent your sinful souls… mhmm, *grins* that one was naaaaaastyyyy *looks back* You heard that one? *looks towards room again and around* wait? This is not supposed to look like an AA meeting room.
Me : Girls, sit! *gives a pointy look at the girls around who have their eyes fixed on Levi* Levi, this is Whore Anonymous.
Levi : Yes, exactly, I came here for some whores. *looks at Nadia and snaps his teeth at her*
Josh : *screaming from behind Levi* Hookers! Say hookers! And respect them, they’re people just like us! PICK A PRETTY ONE!
Me : *sighs and shakes head* Levi, this is like a AA meeting, Alcoholic Anonymous, except it’s for whores. Whore’s Anonymous.
Levi : OoooooOOOooooooh… so wait? *scratches the top of his head* I can’t rent a whore?
Josh : We’re not getting a hooker!? *walks in, pushing Levi to the side* Junk in the drunk! What are you doing here? *points at Kendal*
Annabelle : Well hello there. *batting eyelashes*
Me : *points and give stern look at girls* I don’t want any of you girls going anywhere near them.
Levi : Okay, just so we’re clear, we’re not getting a whore?
Me : Levi, get out please.
Levi : Damn it! Well I’m going to pee in Kalvin’s bed. I hope you’re happy about that! And you only have yourself to blame. *turns around* Come on Josh, I have other plans.
Josh : Can we go die Blake’s hair on the way there, or at east interrupt him while he’s making out with Lexi? *follows him leaving the door open so we can still hear them talk*
Levi : I could conjure up a demon that’ll shrink the size of his man-meat?
Josh : Any danger for us?
Levi : Only if I screw up the incantation…
*Kay gets up to go close the door*
Josh : Which happens often?
Levi : Which happens often…
Me : Alright *closes the door and turns around* so we can conti *all the girls get up from there chair* —wait where are you guys going?
Stacey : *smoothes her hair, itches up her skirt* Where do you think we’re going… OH BOYS?
*Kay tries to block the door but they all push her away and they leave the room running*
