Absolute boyfriend- Soshi and Night?

Disclaimer: I do not own Zettai Kareshi... seriously...no...nope...I said NO, get off my case!

Summary: The moment before Riiko kisses Night to activate him, Soshi comes in and accidentally kisses Night instead...

The kiss

Riiko looked at the large box...

This has to be some mistake...

But there was no mistaking it; the address, the company name, the naked body on her carpet...

The blonde, blue-eyed choice cut of 'prime-guy' was perfectly dreamy.

Okay, I get it... I'm being punked! Of course!

But she couldn't help staring at the guy, the hot, naked, guy... She's already decided to call him Night. Not only did it sound like a cool name but, well, it suited him...

"You do look like a Knight after all..."

Riiko hurried to cover his lower body with her jumper so she could ignore her conscience.

Riiko?

Mmm...?

You're still staring at him.

But I've covered all the important bits...

Bits?

You know what I mean!

No duh, you are talking to yourself after all.

Oh shut up.

I'm not saying anything.

Then...stop thinking back at me!

Okay...

Quiet!

Oh, you meant like, right now?

Yes...you...you...

Sheesh, come down, I'll be quiet.

Good.

Riiko sighed as she finally stopped arguing with herself and turned to the mess she'd made. She laid the instructions by the figure's head. She and the figure, Night, were near the front door... Someone could come in and see...

She sighed. Her best friend, Soshi, did have a nasty habit of coming in uninvited.

She groaned and nodded to herself, decided.

She would kiss the guy, activate him and get him into some clothes. Then, she would send his gorgeous self away...after he took her out on a proper date for her troubles, of course.

Just then, the front door opened and Soshi came in saying, "Hey, freeloader! I brought you some breakfa-"

Soshi tripped over the wrappings and plastic that Riiko had carelessly tossed, and fell onto the figure, his lips pressed haphazardly over the figure's...

Riiko blinked, shocked, looking down at Soshi and the figure, hoping nothing would happen.

Soshi stared at the figure, his lips still in contact, before freaking out and jumping away to stand behind Riiko.

"Uh, Riiko?"
"Yes?"

"There's a naked guy on your carpet, isn't there?"

Riiko nodded and they both watched as they heard a soft clicking sound. The figure opened its eyes and looked up at them, then smiled.

Both Riiko and Soshi gasped.

He was even hotter now that he was awake.

"Morning... would you like to have sex?"

Riiko and Soshi gaped, blushing furiously.

"So he's the reason you're usually late for school?" Soshi asked, turning to Riiko.

Riiko blushed deeper, glaring at Soshi, "No! I just... met him."

"You just met the naked dude on your floor?"

Riiko groaned. That did sound pretty stupid...

"One night stands, Riiko? Seriously?"

Riiko shook her head vigorously, "No! It's not like that...I'm still a virgi-" She stilled. "Look, it's none of your business either way! Why are you still here?"

Soshi stood, "I just brought you breakfast. Guess I'll go now..."

Before he could move, Night grabbed his hand.

"Hello, I believe my name is Night..."

Riiko stared.

"What's your name?"

Both Riiko and Soshi were now staring at Night with disbelief...

"S-Soshi."

"S-Soshi? Good. I am your lover."

Their mouths were now hanging open.

The next second, Riiko punched Soshi's arm hard.

"My first chance at having an actual boyfriend and you steal him away with a kiss!" she shouted. "How could you do this to me? At this rate, I'll die a virgin!"

Soshi looked slightly pleased at hearing that.

Night looked confused. He stood a second later, letting their-Riiko and Soshi's- eyes come into contact with...uh...what would have been his zipper if he had been wearing pants... you follow? Great, give yourself a cookie.

Anyway...

Ten minutes later, Riiko had grudgingly explained the origins of Night and was glaring at Soshi. Night was dressed in her father's old clothes from his college days. It was amazing how he could make a cardigan and trousers look that good.

Night was gazing longingly at Soshi.

Soshi frowned, "Uh, Night?"

"Yes Soshi?"

"Do you mind if I talk to Riiko alone in the kitchen?"

"Of course not, I'll come with you."

Soshi groaned.

Going to school was not an option. So they'd miss a few classes. It's not like their futures would be drastically altered... Riiko was a straight B student while he had so many As, he was beginning to forget the other 25 letters of the alphabet.