Cop: mam'm i need you to calm down and tell me who did it.
Me: o-o-o-on-
Cop: on.. who mam'm i need you to calm down and tell me,
Me: on-o-one-one (screaming) ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!
Cop: one direction raped you.
Me: it wasn't rape if i liked it man
Cop: then why did you report this to the police.
Me: because I.I..I don't know
Cop: well don-
Me: wait I know............
Cop: well.....
Me: I wanted to tell the world
Cop: bye kid
Me: I'M NOT A KID!!!!!!!!