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on Jul 11, 2009
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poem (i can't - funny) - ahusan (choice)

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i cant do to school - by ahusan

“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more-that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There’s a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, and my heart is - What?
What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is …….Saturday?
G’bye, I’m going out to play!”


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longtime n twilightover thanx

ahusann
Jul 12, 2009 09:34
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if ur temp is 105 degrees ur in a coma 106 ur dead so 108 is impossible

longtime321
Jul 11, 2009 22:41
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lolz that's was very funny

TWLIGHTLOVER...
Jul 11, 2009 21:39
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