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Story I
Employer: Do you have a boyfriend? Candidate: I have. Employer: Is he working locally? Candidate: No. He is working Overseas. Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you! Candidate: Why? Employer: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn't want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of you. Story II Employer: Any girl friends? Candidate: No. Employer: So far chased any before? Candidate: Have, but not successful. Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue. Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. Candidate: Why? Employer: You are lacking of public relation skills and confidence!! Story III Employer: Any girlfriends? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Is she pretty? Candidate: Not quite. Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. Story IV Employer: Any girlfriends? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Is she pretty? Candidate: yes Employer: Is she your first lover? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. Story V Employer: Any girlfriends? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Is she your first lover? Candidate: No. Have a few already. Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper!) Story VI Employer: Any boyfriends? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Is he rich? Candidate: No. Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce. Story VII Employer: Any boyfriends? Candidate: Yes. Employer: Is he rich? Candidate: Yes, very rich. He owns a company. Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we! Candidate: But, there is no position in his company. Employer: Then, what is your qualification? Candidate: Secretary! Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect your managers' working spirits. Candidate: But, I am not pretty at all. Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!
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