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on Jun 27, 2009
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20 Things To Do At A Walmart- It's So HALARIOUS!!!!!

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "PikachuI choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
[optional: laugh at them after]

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.
20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2'
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

*This is not mine. I don't not take credit. But I also do not know who it really belongs to. It get reposted a lot. I found this on Quizilla. I hope you guys enjoyed this. I know I did! :)

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ill do all of them..lol
also try this

go to a fast food place and with a serious face ask for DIET water!

cindys
Nov 11, 2009 14:19
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i love the no toilet paper in the dressing room :)

rosekowa
Sep 29, 2009 02:42
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my friends and i , so have to do this ! its so funny !

blaise2331
Sep 15, 2009 14:33
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The pig one will be ineresting....I'm gonna do as much as possible before being banned from every wal-mart in californa xD haha Iwas cracking up so hard when I read this

Squish
Aug 22, 2009 06:57
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hahahah soo funny, mostly the anti depressants, leave me alone, pikachu and the one about the voices , pretty much the ones that make people think ur crazy.

1Lulah1
Aug 17, 2009 18:21
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i'll do the penny one and then the ceiling one, the bouncy ball one, the batman one, and the one where you stare at people and then after a minute smile. lol i was cracking up when i read that one. the mission impossible one and i wouldnt do the pick your nose one cuz that is just gross! i cant stand it when people pick their noses. *shudders* ick

skater_girl
Aug 03, 2009 22:06
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I'll do the penny, and the ceiling one.
Ace lol.
;]

melisrowe
Jul 29, 2009 14:13
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omg i read this on quizilla and me and my friends did 16 of those

mandi_bby
Jul 27, 2009 19:39
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OMG I've done like 4 of those lol =)

Liz52568
Jul 26, 2009 21:57
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these are hillarious i'm gonna have to try some of them next time i go to walmart

dark_angel
Jul 15, 2009 19:40
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