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Awesome quotes... 

There are heaps of awesome quotes in the world that just make you go wow. Some are funny, some inspiring, but all the ones I can think of are right here, so enjoy😃

. Scientists have discovered why some female spiders eat their mates. After years of collecting data, it just turns out that the males deserved it. 

.guy has drum lessons for five years... Just to find out that the girls love the guitar players 

. 'Hey mum, can you lend me 30 bucks?' 

'No, do you think that money grows on trees?' 

'What is money made of?' 


'Where does paper come from?' 


. Self control. The only way to survive in this world full of idiots. 

. Never stand next to a Great Dane... Who is standing next to a fire hydrant... 

. Cinderella walked on broken glass, Aurora let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideousness beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped the knife, Rapunzel had to fund a new dream, Tiana kissed a prince and turned green, Mulan left to be a man, Pochahontas stayed to save her land... It's all about the smiles and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears...  

. What's the difference between school and life? In school, you get taught a lesson then you're given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches a lesson. 

. I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. 

. Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Say hi to someone random. Be random.say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologise. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Live life. Regret nothing. 

. Teenagers. Tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW! Move out, get a job, pay your on way. QUICK! While you still know everything! 

. You never realise how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun. 

. I don't need to 'get a life'. I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives ❤❤❤❤❤! 

. Life was much easier when apple and blackberry where just fruits. 

. It's all fun and games until the cops are called... But then it's hide and seek! 

. I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode. 

. 3 most difficult things to do I the world...  

1. Count your hair 

2. Wash out your eyeballs with soap 

3. You can't breath when your tongue is out 

Now please put your tongue back inside.

. Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. 

. Seriously, I don't know when these UFOs came and dropped all these strange people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. 

. If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Mondays. 

. Work for a cause, not for applause. Love life to express, not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, but your absence felt. 

. Three stages of life: TEENS. You have all the time and energy but no money. WORKERS. You have all the energy and money but no time. OLDIES. You have all the time and money but no energy. THE LESSON: Enjoy life to its fullest, because you can't have everything at once. 

. It's funny when I'm loud, because people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quite, people ask what's wrong with me. 

. I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking. 

. When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body... Now what?' 

. I wasn't mad. Then you asked me SEVEN TIMES if I was mad. Well, NOW I'M MAD. 


-most irritating moment: morning alarm 

-most difficult task: to find socks 

- most dreadful moment: way to class 

- most lovely time: meeting friends 

- most lovely surprise: teacher on sick leave 

- most tragic moment: surprise test in period one.

. Tell a large amount of people that there's a massive man the sky who created the universe, and a vast majority will believe you, but tell them that the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. 

. If what you see by the eye doesn't please you, close your eyes and see from the heart, because the heart can see more beauty than the eyes can ever wonder. 

. My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat. 

. Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round 

. Life is about change, sometimes it's lovely, sometimes it's painful, but often it's both. 

. Best advice in two lines... Silence is the best answer to questions, smiling is the best reaction to all situations.

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