The smurf king sent Miguel to eat the evil gerbil. Who tried to destroy Vardan (The king of the dogs) that was drunk in a enormous juice box filled with homemade boomb shells that made, Chuck Norris shit his pants. Then a blue alien runs with me into Disneyland where Cheech was with a chickens on his head. Cheech was screaming his head off because he was angry at the cook. He screams so much that deaf people beg for mercy. So we left Disney and went to my hamsters house. Then Justin Bieber pops out and belts out "Love Me". Out of nowhere a monkey pulled out a gun and wet Andy’s pants saying "Why is Justin Bieber still alive!?!?"
Then he pulled the trigger but missed and fell into the...pit filled with zombie velociraptors. Were he saw a bigflying pig that screamed kill me or kick me!!!" Then the flying pig whose name was PIG suddenly..started to cry because nobody like him and then ran away.Eating himself while Taylor swift was in the tree singing "you belong with meee, you belong with me". Then some alien from Star Wars started to Chant..."May the force be with you".
All of a sudden the alien starts to strip and dance to a Lady Gaga song. Talking about lady gaga made her crazy mad. Then Lady Gaga appeared from nowhere with her 'meat dress' while singing "Gaga Uh Lala" Suddenly Edward Cullen from nowhere started running towards 'Gaga' and accidently.....brakes his pants and his butt start to sparkle. Lady Gaga gasped and said, "You poked my poker face!" Then Edward Cullen shouted out-loud........(with anger) I did not, fudged balls my sparkly butt just gave me away!...So now I'm stuck dancing with this human called Bella who's...just wants to be annoyingly. Shit look at the ninja like and super duper bloodsucking vampire!" everyone stopped and gasped....(in horror) Omg! They ate all the s'mores? Yes! do you have any more? They ask in union.
Nawww its okay I don want anymore. Im famished from last century when I pooped in mybest friends apartment on the 15th of may because she had diahra from drinking ketchup. She took out a toothpick and tried to clean it. But it became an ant and ran out the window. Then i ate a porcupine and a purple squirrel after dinner.The we turned into a llama that spit green goopy stuff. Then i texted my bud with my awesome llama hands and rode the elephant going to timbuktoo. I hate that place, because they have no chickens to eat or slap, nor do they have any movies to watch such as...twilight, although i dislike it I find Edward....quite yummy.
Maybe if the sparkles were a trendy thing we could go out and throw eggs at all the flightless birds in the backyard pond or out in you mom's garage, but we can't. Darn it. As I poop out rainbows, I notice that i am peeing cause it trickles down my legs. Im good at noticing stuff. I would have to go to walmart because my pants are ruined and I wanna buy fried walrus with koala bear sauce. At Walmart I meet a crazed guy in a mickey mouse costume who ate one hundred donuts and...a whole fried elephant before, peeing with his eyes closed. I asked him if he wanted a diaper but he just shouted 'fuck off!' at me, what a loser..
I said to myself its a great idea but whatever he's missing out! i look around to notice that there's a giant fur ball on top of someone's head, who suddenly turns towards me and starts tap dancing. while I step back slowly and laugh the i decided to hide behind the punch table. Before I went to sleep I ate delicious rainbowy skittles and embraced the sugary goodness. Rainbows flowing through my veinswhile the room became luminous or was it a dream hummm idk??/// i stood on my tiipy toes and saw a super sized cookie monster.
Which wanted to eat me. So I started nibbeling on him. He was choco chip yummy. But he tasted nasty so I splashed him with milk! And made him it a carot muajajajajajaj Then he satarted melting melting meltingggggggggggggg. And then I walked away. But fell over someones foot it was actually not a personbut it looked more like... a dinosaur but he was cute. And the dinosaurs go rawr that means 'I love you.' In dinosaur language. Then out nowhere a strange voice started narrating....
'Once there was a giant' Who loved eating cotton candy And loves eating chocolate sauces with an ice cream pirate who was covered in sprinkles The giant squashed the smurf who was with a penguin belly dancing on a panda......... who magically made some nachos.