Chap 5- Werewolves AKA the Mutts
Walking through the dark alley ways, I was completely casual. Because a girl walking 1:00 AM in the morning in a dark, lonely, creepy, unknown, stinky, dirty, disgusting, full of unknown death-worthy smells is totally cool.
But then… I heard a howl, not that it wasn’t weird that even though this isn’t the woods I was hearing wolf howls. Nah, it was totally cool.
I fished out my phone and started texting my BBFLADOMGLOLTTYLBRB, but then I looked up and gasped. Standing there, before my very eyes was…
Gasp.
A bear.
I dropped my phone, “You’re… a bear…”
The wolf growled and said, “Ya’ crazy woman, I ain’t no bear. I’m a wolf.”
I gasped again at the gigantic wolf when it changed into his human form.
Oh no… My eyes!! They burn by his beauty!! It’s blinding!!
I took out my sun glasses from my purse and put them on.
I gasped again.
It. Was. Jacob!!! From Turn-It! He’s here!! No, wait… wasn’t it… Tulip? Turnip? Toy-It? Oh, I got it!
I squealed, “You're Jacob! From Toilet!!”
He grinned, “No, it’s actually, Throw-It. Or was it…” He scratched his head.
“Hm, was it… Try-It?” I guessed.
“Hm, no… but it starts with a ‘T’. Tie-It…?” He said, scratching his head again.
“To-It?”
“No…Tell-It?”
“Nah, Two-It?”
“Nope, Tool-It?”
“We at least know it ends with an ‘it’.” I stated.
“Hm, yeah… well, whatever.” He scratched his head.
I scrunched up my nose, “Why are you scratching your head so much?”
“Fleas,” He muttered.
“Oh,” I dug into my purse until I found what I needed and handed it to him.
He took it and furrowed his eyebrows, “What is this?”
“Flea Powder,” I answered.
“Why do you have it?”
“I have fleas too.”
“Are you a she-wolf?”
I nodded, looking at him with wide-eyes, “And we are mates.”
His eyes widened, “Really?”
I nodded seriously, “Yes, Jake. Really, really.”
Me: What the dog-barking-candy-munching-kitty-hair-balls is this?
I’ll look at the next werewolf story.
*Goes through 100 million thousand stories*
The result?
Same.
‘Cause mates and Jacob are really important. =.=’
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