HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY PEOPLES!!!!!! I've missed you all so much! Honestly, I really have! I'm so sorry it's beena whole month since an upload, but there's been so much going on! My Grandma's funeral... two exams last week... one yesterday... a 2 hour Product design exam today... plus lack of inspiration, And the end of the vampire diaries season 2! I want season 3 right now!!!! :( Season finale was like WOAH!!! and **SPOILERS** I don't think I breathed after that evil, evil Liz shot my poor, poor Jeremy... and then anna and vicki are back!!! Jeremy's the ghost whisperer! Who also has to thank Alaric tomorrow. and the day after that. and the day after that. :D Anyways...
Chapter one is currently on 45 votes and 49 comments, as well as 6 FB likes and a tweet. That. is. phenomenal. Seriously guys, and the twenty or so of you who've become a fan since my last upload, you're all so supercompletelytotally AWESOMESAUCE!
Song for this chapter is by Taylor Swift. Sorry if you don't like her, but I really love her music :) And the image is of Daaaaaaaamon :D
Disclaimer: I don;t own the vampire diaries. If I did, I'd have published TOGG as a real book and wouldbe rich by now... maybe. But I don't own any of them. Not even Damon or Jeremy :( But I DO own Jess :)
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Woah! I need to lie down after writing all that!
Jess: You are lying down, genius.
me: BWAAAGH! Where'd you come from?
Jess: Your subconcious. Now shut up and give my fans the next chapter!
Me: You're really mean.
Jess: Well, you kept me in suspense for a month, and this is how you wrote me! PLus, people need some more Damon in their lives.
Me: Ahh, too true. Could you please ask Damon to talk to the fans a moment?
Jess: Sure, why not? DAMON!
Damon: Yeahhh?
Jess: Talk to our fans.
Damon: Why, hello there. Nice to see you all again... now, I'd like you to read. and vote. and comment on this chapter. Vote if you like the chapter. Vote for my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. Vote for my incredible sexiness. Just vote.
Me: **Freaking out** Damon, thank you so much!
Damon: **Damon grin** No problem, honey. **vanishes**
Me: ... okay. so, umm... yeah. Here's the chapter!!!
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Chapter Two – Salvatore Scotch
Damon’s POV
In that second, I understood what people meant when they said someone looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a car. Or, a rabbit caught by Stefan would probably have the same expression, poor little bunny. Ric stared at me blankly, then slowly turned himself in the direction of the front door and stared at where Jess had disappeared to mere seconds ago.
“I’m a… Jess is… Isobel… I… what?”
“I never knew you had such a way with words, Ric,” I smirked. Stefan rolled his eyes at me, but Alaric seemed unaffected by my sarcasm.
"How could that have happened?” Ric whispered.
“Well, you see, Ric, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or in my case a man and a woman are very, very bored-” I started, a small smile playing on my lips.
“I get how it happened,” Ric snapped suddenly. “Buthow… how is everything linked? How did my wife, who happened to be turned into a vampire, get turned by my vampire student’s brother? How did my student who finds out she’s adopted happen to be my wife’s first child? How did the child my previously mentioned wife and I gave up fourteen years ago end up being my girlfriend’s adopted niece?”
“You gave her up?” I asked, my voice suddenly serious.
“Isobel said she didn’t want kids at that moment in time,” Ric replied with a nervous shrug. “I was… nineteen years old at the time? She seemed to know what she was doing, so I let her get on with it.”
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| Danielle Campbell | as Jess Gilbert |
| Ian Somerhalder | as Damon Salvatore |
| Paul Wesley | as Stefan Salvatore |
| Matthew Davis | as Alaric Saltzman |
| Steven R. McQueen | as Jeremy Gilbert |
| Nina Dobrev | as Elena Gilbert |
| Sara Canning | as Jenna Sommers |
| Katerina Graham | as Bonnie Bennett |
| Nina Dobrev | as Katherine Pierce |
| Michael Trevino | as Tyler Lockwood |
| Zach Roerig | as Matt Donovan |
| Candice Accola | as Caroline Forbes |
| Mia Kirshner | as Isobel Flemming |
| Craig Roberts | as Adam Langley |
| Sierra McCormick | as Magdalena |