"Kai, your such a player" A girl hisses at me, I roll my eyes at her. My beautiful grey eyes.
"God I hate you Kai!" Another girl yells at me, I chuckle. My beautiful small pink lips parted slightly.
"Arghhh" A slut says slapping my arm, I rub my beautiful muscular arm and smirk at my tattoo.
"Kaiden listen to me!" The slut yells, I stop my daydream about myself and look at her. Her average breasts, a C cup at most. And her average make up, too much really. Her average brown eyes, too common.
"What the fuck do you want" I yell annoyed by her averageness.
"I want you" She cries, I try not to roll on the floor laughing. ROFL, LMAO, LOOOOL.
"Go for someone like your self" I say smirking, waiting for her to say something. Average.
"Like myself?" She asks
"Yeah, Average!!" I laugh, the other sluts in the playground laugh at her. I laugh, I love humilating sluts. It's one of my joys in life. After COD, sleeping, eating and shagging.
"Well Kaiden, your not that big anyway!" She yells, the girls stop laughing and look at me. Waiting for my comeback.
"Really, I'm not that big? Are you sure Rosetta?" I laugh, she nods clenching her fists. Her average fists.
"Dude, you was in awe from my best friend. You can't deny, you was screaming my name, pulling my hair. Just I had nothing to squeeze, what a shame hey?" I laugh, the girls get back to laughing and Average looks like she's going to cry. Oh well!
"Kay that was deep man" I hear my trusty best friend say with the biggest grin on his face. He's a "Player" like myself. Just he's got more mercy for the average, I don't.
"What, she said I wasn't big. Shit happens!" I laugh, he laughs and we do our secret handshake.
"Hey somethings different!" I laugh looking at him, he nods shaking his shorter blond hair.
"I got a haircut" He says putting a hand through his hair, I nod grinning
"I got a tattoo" I smile lifting up my shirt sleeve, which keeps slipping down. He laughs
"Shit, that looks sick!" Ryan laughs
"It hurt though, man. I felt like I just got punched in the balls by Adam" I laugh, he shakes his head in pain.
"Adam is one evil child" We say in sync, we laugh.
"Dude, how was your..." I point forward, he nods and we start walking "Holidays?"
"Sick man, met some girl at a beach party" Ryan chuckles winking at a slut. Below average slut.
"D'you get in her knickers?" I ask as we turn toward the football pen. We put our hands over our noses and breathe out rapidly. BO!!
"Ey Kaiden, d'you go to Chelsea try outs?" Some boy in the cage asks, I nod.
"Whad' they say?" He asks, I shrug
"They never told me innit, did you?" I ask, he shakes his head and laughs.
"Ryan, your hair looks sick man" Jake says laughing stopping the ball. Ryan shrugs putting his cap on.
"It's cold" He laughs, we nod.
"Anyways, d'you want to bop Rye?" I ask, he shrugs turning around to the other playground. His jaw drops and he hits my tattooed arm hard.
"Ooooowww! Rye!" I yell, he keeps patting my arm until I turn around. My jaw drops looking. I see a beautiful, way over average girl walk across the playground.
"Shit!" I say amazed "I need to fuck that!"
"No, you took the last new girl, my turn!" Ryan says holding me back
"But you was her rebound!" I say pulling Ryan back, I run toward her but feel myself pulled back with immense strength, shit Ryan!!
"Nooo" I say as Ryan sprints to her, I slide tackle him to the ground and walk up to the girl smiling. Wiping the blood and dirt from my face. She smiles at me.
"Hey, do you know where room 423 is?" She asks, I nod with a sensitive smile. Girls love this shit, trust me.
"Yeah, thats my next class too, d'you want me to show you?" I lie, 423 is a dumb class. I'm too smart and sexy for that class.
"Sure, I'm Alyssa" She smiles
"I'm Kaiden, I love your eyes by the way" I say with a charming smile, she smiles politely.
"I love your eyes, they're a perfect shade of grey" She says right on cue.
"Anyways, d'you want to head up to class now?" I ask, she nods, letting her brown, shiny waves flow free against the wind and her head movements.
"WOW, your hair is really shiny" I say grinning, she blushes.
"You have to comb 100 times" She grins, I laugh.
"Really" I say opening the office door for her, she nods walking in front. I lead her to the maths corridor. Silent apart from teachers dropping stuff. Clumsy teachers.
"So, why did you come to this..." She stops me putting a finger on my lips, I look confused. This is wrong, I make the first move.
"Lets cut the chit chat, you do me, I hate you, we stay out of each others way hey?" She smirks, I nod.
Smash. She has me on smash.
"Now lets find us some toilets hey?" She smirks pulling my tie, I nod. She's a sexy above average slut! I like this !!