(Okay this one's carroty on purpose haha)
Harry: Well basically you have to um... get along really well with someone... and then you uh... stick your willy... into umm well... basically her vagina.
Louis: Babies are made when you stick a penis in a vagina. Now kids, I just want to to know, if you ever need anything else, don't be shy, okay? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* dad, I'm a *cool* dad. You guys keep me young. Oh, God love yeah!
Liam: Oh dear goodness gracious. Well what happens darling is that mommy and daddy pray to God and tell him we want a wonderful new baby and he tells his angels to make the perfect child for the parent. Then he gets the stork to come deliver it to mommy and oh goodness you're too young for this and then the stork puts it into mommy's tummy.
Niall: Basically, God put the baby in a pizza and mommy eats it which is how you get into her tummy.
Zayn: Children are made from the seeds of love planted in Heaven's own garden of joy, aha :) xx.
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One Direction Preferences
FanfictionA collection of One Direction Preferences. Most are mine, some are from Tumblr. If you would like to use one, inbox me. DISCLAMER: The ones from Tumblr aren't mine. The credit goes to the original owner.
