I really hate my computer teacher oh yes I do
She is really quite mean to me and smells a lot like poo
She spends ten minutes every class
Telling us that we are really crass
Then she goes bipolar
And gives to us more dolor (dolor = grief)
For after this she acts nice
But still treats us like little mice (ie pests)
She tells us stories about her kicking her neighbor's dog
That she wrote in her daily log
She tells us we are really stupid
And says we'll never meet Mr. Cupid (ie find love)
Some kids think that she is nothing but hitch (in our academic studies)
While I think that she is really a horrid *****
We really tried to be nice to her
But it really hard with her calling us curs
Today was my last day of her class
And boy it was a blast
In class we acted really lazy
Just to drive her crazy
For we were well assured
That she would never return!