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101 things to do when you're bored in class

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101 things to do when your bored in class:

1. Pass notes to a random person at your table that you don't know very well and tell them about how you hate that you have toe fungus.

2. Randomly sit down on the floor.

3. Raise your hand everytime the teacher asks a question and say "9" as the answer

4. Say you want a raise to the teacher and when she/he says on what say on my grade.

5. When the teacher walks into the classroom shout 'NEXT!'

6. In the middle of class when everyone is silent start singing the pillow pet theme song

7. Raise your hand everytime there's a question and answer: "I forgot."

8. Ask your teacher if she has hyegine issues.

9. Throw some kind of object thats random somewhere

10. Pretend to pull something out of your hair and whipe it on your neighbor.

11. Itch your butt noticable

12. Inspect your neighbors hair then say loudly "EW! DO YOU HAVE LICE!?"

13. When your given a peice of paper if at the top it says: Date:___________ instead of putting the date in put 'me' or someone in your classes name. (Date: Me)

14. Point out the window and say "LOOK EVERYBODY IT'S SUPER MAN!" When they look say "Oh crap he flew away"

15. Act like a monkey.

16. Pretend your Harry Potter and your Scar hurts.

17. Draw a barcode on your friend that says $1.99

18. When you see the lunch shout as loud as you can "THEY'RE SERVING THIS FRIKIN POOP AGAIN!?!?!"

19. Continusily yawn until everyone in the class is yawning too.

20. Pop and pimple and when the stuff comes out shout "EW PIMPLE JUICE!" and whipe it on your friend

21. Ask a random guy you dont know if his friend is out of the hospital yet

22. In the middle of class when everyone is silent start laughing really loudly

23. See how many rubber bands you can fit into your mouth.

24. Continuously break your pencil and have to go sharpen it in Math

25. Pretend to shoot the teacher

26. Bring a 2 liter pop can in and be late for class. When you arive at class shake the bottle open the top and squirt it at everyone

27. In the middle of class sing the chourus "Don't stop believing"

28. Stare at someone the opisite sex of you the entire time if they notice continue staring

29. Fake Spasums

30. Ask the teacher where they are

31. When the teacher enters the room say: "DROP AND GIMMIE THIRTY!"

32. Act like a robot

33. Chew gum loudly when the teacher askes you to spit it out, spit it out walk over to theird desk and stick under it.

34. Be late for school and for your excuse say "There was an old cat in the middle of the road that my mom ran over this old lady came out and started beating our car with her cane. We ran over her toe and by then my mom was too lazy to stop so she went at full speed on the road. She couldn't turn fast enough so we landed in a lake. I got out of the car and my mom and I walked through the woods when we came accross a town. We went to the Walgreens and I got new clothes and I dryer. Out side of walgreens I dried my hair. Then we took a bus and my mom went to work then I went to here."

35. Ask if a guy is single

36. Play truth or dare in math when the teacher asks to stop say 'No you thats not a good dare" And continue playing

37. Count your hair

38. Call the teacher mom or dad

39. Pretend to cry in the middle of class and when the teacher asks whats rong say IM LEARNING THIS CRAP ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY!

40. Make ridiculous animal sounds

41. Ask the teacher if your in Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, or Ravenclaw on the first day of school

42. On the last day of you being at that school confess to the teachers every bad thing thats been a mystery that you did

43. If you ever Indepedently Read start reading a book from the Twilight series. Turn to a random page hold the book upside down and then a while into reading say "EDWARD AND BELLA DID WHAT!?!"

44. Ask the teacher if they have a facebook

45. Yell at someone random

46. Talk in an accent

47. Be surprisingly quiet

48. Bring a stick of brocoli into class and start chewing it obnoxiously, hide the stick, if the teacher asks what are you eating, say thats none of your concern with a full mouth

49. Talk fast

50. Ask if they have a cousin who knows Charlie Sheen

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