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Tyra And Shaquille ( Sket Story )


CHAPTER #1 - Just The Beginning Of Nothing 



As He Held The Gun To My Head Shaq Ran Up Behind Him And Clapped Him Round Da Head Wid His Shoe And
Grabbed Me And We Ran To The Bus Stop In The Poring Rain He Gave Me His Nike Hoodie
Rapped It Around Me Held My Chin Up Nd Whisperd I Love You Then We Lypsed I Was Gettin So Into
It And Then I Could Hear Music Like Everygirls Fantasy But Nah Dis Was .. It Was .. 

? Hot Gal Wine Up Your Body To My Sloww Jaaamm ... (Old Tyme Banger Alie) 
By Now I Was Baffleed But Thenn
This Is Wen I Knew Dis Was Sum Bait Dream ! 
Shanice Ran In Ma Room Jumpin On The Bed " Mum Sed You Gotta Take Me To Skool
Coz She Got To Do Sumfin For Uncle Darren " (In Ufa Words She Gunna Go Fuk Ma Dead Fathers Brother Kmt)

SHANICE - Worlds most spoilt brat aka my likkle sister typical kmt

"Wah Da Raass ! Its 6:30 My Gyal Wake Me Up Ina Hour Shiiitt !"
Shanice left and gyal was gettin all comfortable agaiin ..

[ ? Wat We Shared Was No Odinary ] - NDubz - Ouch ?
What da fuk naahh hus callin my line at dese times in da mornin

CALLER ID : My Baby x
Ooo Dah Hubby Its All Bless
"Wagwan Baby"
"Mornin Sexii Jus Checkin Ma Bubbz Is All Bless Nd Ting Wah You Sayin"
"Nuffin Murch Boo Was Jus Gunna Go Bk Sleep But Myt Aswell Get Up Now Alie"
" Ye Babes Cum Check Me At My Yard After Skool Im Missin My Wife Lykee Jheez"
" iite Den Baby Bless"
" Bless Have A Gd Day At Skool Ye Bubbah"
" Ye You To Love You "
"Love You To Byee "

Raah Me Nd Shaquille Been Dealin For 10 Munfz Now Yanooee Lyke Jheez Its Mad Love
And Dont Get It Twisted Im A Virgin We Aint Beat Yet But I Trust Him So He Might Be The Onee
14 Sum Sik Shapeup Left Ear Peirced Hazel Eyes Nd Sum Boooooom Smilee Jheez !

i got out of bed (eventualy) had a long bath seen as i had tymee lyke i creamed nd put on da uniform
customised for TC Obviously (Terror Chikz) I Looked Showaahh No Doubt I Was A Lightie (BRAP) Half Guyanese
Half English Didnt Have Much Of A Back Off But Dere Was Sumfin Dere Gemmee I Had C Cup Breasts Decent Size
For A Fourteen Year Oldd Nd I Had Slik Black Curlss Pon Mahh Head !
But Nyway I Slikked Up Shanice's Hair Scince I Was Takin Her To Skool Yanoe I Carnt Be Seen Wid Noe Likkle Tramp
I Picked Up Ma Oyster Card Ma Vaseline Ma Fone My Money Nd Mah Keys Nd Shanice's Skool Bag Nd Moved For Da Door
Didnt Even Bother Seein Wagwan Wid Dah Sket I Call My Mum Ya See It ..






I Walked Up Ma Road And To Da Bus Stop Saw Dah Ko-dee Lyke Shakira 
Jheez My Gyal Was All Terror Chick'd Ouwtt !! 
" Ko-dizzlee Dizlleee Dorrtttttt ! "
" Tyraa Baybiie ! "
Dah 250 Camee Nd Shakiraa Was Qwuik To Get Orn 
"Wah Yoo Not Cummin Bee ?"
" Nar Gotta Take Dis Brat To Skool "
" Skeen Skeen Low Ur Likkle Sis Bee She's Bree Cute "
" Moree Like Likklee Tramp Im Ashamed To Call Her My Sister "
The Bus Door Closed I Siged I Really Culd Not BeBotherd To Take Shanice Tu Skool !

" WOT "
" Why Are Yoo Always So Mean To Me I Try To Be A Good Sister
I Noee Im In Year 5 And Yoo Dont Wanna Be Around Me But Your So Kool "
( I Feel For Her Styll But Tuday I Was Jus Not In Da Mood ! )
" Listen Your Sum Likkle Annoyin Brat Man Jus Shutup Nd Get On Dah Bus "
Shanice Started Cryiin But Hidin Her Face So She Fort I Culdnt See
" Your Such A Raass Baybee " Nd Wid Dah I Slapped Her :S
And Got On The Bus And Put My Hand Out So I Could Drag Shanice On Da Bus But She Didnt Grab My Hand So I Jus Pulled Out My Oyster Nd Walked Up Stairs Finkin She Was Behind Me 
" Shanice Sit Your Batty Down ...
Waht ! Wares Dah Ediiaatt Gone Noww I Went Downstairs She Wernt Dere Den Da Bus Started Movin I Looked Out Dah Window Nd See Shanice Runnin Down Dah Roaadd 
" Aiii Stop Dah Bus " ..
" I Sed Stop Da Fukkiin Buss ! "
The Bus Driver Stopped Nd Started Rampin I Jus Kissed Ma Teef
Nd Pressed Dah Button At Dah op Of Da Door Dat Makes It Open Automaticaly
I Raaan Down Dah Road " SHANICEE SHANICEE IM SORRY CUM WE JUS GO SKOOL " She Musta Ran Down Dah Alley Way So I Chased Her But Wen I Got Dere She Was Gone Buh I Could Hear Her Breathin So I Stopped And Sed " Look Shanice Im Really Sorry Im Ur Big Sister Its My Job To Boss You About Nd Be Moody But You Noe No Matter What Ill Always Love You " Den I Heard Sum1 Step Out So I Sighed With Relief But Wen I Turned Around Sum Boii Was Blacked Out Holdin A Gun Pointin My Way !! I Was Shooooooooookk ! 
" Bitch Get On Your Knees "
I Just Did As He Said And I Started To Cry I Was So Shook Never Had A Gun Held TO Me Before I Mean Cm Now Dah Dont Happen Everyday .. Den I Heard Sumfin And Saw Shanice Sittin Dere Behind Dah Bin I Prayed Dah She Wuld Runaway Soo The Breh Didnt See Her But Narh My Sister Was On Sum Next Movements She Picked Up A Glass Bottle Nd Clapped Dah Breh Roun Dah Head BRAAAAP She Went Sick I Grabbed Her Hand And Raaann We Got To Sum Next Road Nd We Was Tryna Catch Sum Airr Boii I Hugged Shanice Tight Nd Let Her Know How Sorry I Was , I Was Bree Gettin Happy My Likkle Sister Was Siik ! Dere Was No Point Goin Skool Now Coz Dese Tymees We Ware Far From Dah Bus Stop So I Took Shanice Mcdonalds Nd We Jus Went On Sum Journey ! Are Day Was Bree Jowkes Nd Yanoee For A Yungah Shanice Was Kina Jowkes Styll At 3:15 Me Nd Her Went Homee 
" Helloo Girls Wah Appen At Skool Tuday Yoou Lots Have A Gurd Day "
" Yea Mum " We Both Sed In Unison Den We Looked At Eachother Nd Smiled
I Went Upstairs Nd Jumped On Ma Bed

? .. I Can Feel It Thump Everytime We Make Love ..
TEXT - FROM - My Baby x
[ Kool Baybee See You Ina Min Carnt Wait Missin You Love You Bare Hubzziie Lykee ShankzKid ]

Oooh Shiit I Forgot Bout Shaq ..

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