The Loser life of Rooney Austin *editing*

The Loser life of Rooney Austin

CHAPTER 1:

I pushed up my glasses with my index finger,

"Come on, just give it back." I pleaded to the tall blonde green eyed girl who looked like a barbie. I watched her throw her head back and laugh she put my bag, well more like sachel, above her head. I stared wide eyed praying that she wouldn't drop it, my camera is in there.

"Ha, ha come on kangaROO jump, ha ha poor loser." Tori said.

Well you see that's where the problem is, she's a perfect five foot seven while I'm a lousy five foot three. I'm short for a 16 year old, and everyone uses that for advantages.

In the middle of my jumping, high school Mr. Popular came around the corner and laughed as soon as he saw me.

"Tsk, Tsk, Victoria teasing the loser again?" He said with laughter and I glared at him, pretending I had heat vision just one zap and he's a goner!

Victoria leaned in to kiss him, and there was my perfect opportunity to snatch my bag,

"Ha ha you possum looking barbie!" I exclaimed while holding my bag out in front of me jumping up and down. Instead of paying attention to me she was pouting,

"Come on Tori, you know we are no longer together like that." Tristan, AKA Mr.Popular, said. That was my que to walk away.

"I hope a bunch of unicorn mice eat you." I whispered under my breath not daring to say it out loud.

I walked to lunch and sat by myself as usual underneath the big oak tree, and started pigging out.

High school is brutal, especially if your the loser. My name is Rooney Austin, yes Rooney. Top four reasons why I'm the loser at ridge run high:

1. My name, here I'm called kangaROO or the loser.

2. I'm the only junior almost senior to still be taking the bus with the freshmen kids, because of the lack of a car.

3. I'm the only one out of the whole high school who hasn't been to a single prom, or thus never been on a date.

And the big number four?

4. When I was a freshmen, this kid name Ben was the nerds of nerds, where talking greasy hair and zits all over the face, the pens in the breast pocket, if you can think of something nerdy thats him. Well one day during lunch he decided to kiss me, no one was near so he thought it was alright, problem? Well our braces got stuck together and we had to walk through the cafeteria to the nurses office, stuck together. Pictures where everywhere, and to this day no one will let it go. Especially Tori.

Thus I hate high school.

"Gosh no wonder your so fat, look at what your eating." I looked up and saw Tori and the two other minion barbies. Uh technically I'm not fat I choose to wear baggy clothes that make me look fat.

I licked my chops and bit down on my greasy hamburger to take one more bite. I felt the ketchup oze out.

"ewwwww." I heard Tori whine. I just stood up and headed for the trashcan,

"Hey kangaROO." I whipped around, this women is starting to get on my nerves,

"Wha-" there on que I got smashed in the face with Tori's dessert. Hm key lime pie, this time yum.

"Ha ha you fall for that everytime loser!" I heard Tori say. I shrugged and grab a napkin. After wipping off my face I gladly skipped off to my last class of the day.

This is my life.

The loser life of Rooney Austin.

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