If quitters never win and winners never quit then what idiot came up with,"Quit while your ahead?"
If its zero degrees outside today and it's suppose to be twice as cold tomorrow,how bloody cold is it going to be?
Why is it when a doors open its ajar but when a jar is open its not a door?
Why do shops that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of emergency.Why can't you just write,"A good doctor"?
Why is the alphabet in that order?Is it because of that song?
If all those smart-ass psychics know the freakin winning lottery numbers,then why are they still working?
