You: hiiii
You: how are you?
You: who ar eyou?>
Stranger: fine
Stranger: m a zombie
Stranger: u ?
You: penquin
You: hows life as a zombie, you dont eat penquins i hope
Stranger: i eat evrything
You: damn. you gon eat me?
Stranger: yeah maybe who know
Stranger: first
Stranger: dude or chick ?
You: a woman.
You: and you self 'dude'?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: a male zombie
Stranger: what u want me do for u baby
You: beautiful. amazing. wonderful. Make me a sandwich
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u horney !!
You: oh shit im honry for a pizza but even better taco
Stranger: so that make me know from where i should srat eating
You: oh you're getting me. im listening to justin beiber i think guys have some thing against him so you can start there
You: Im kidding.
Stranger: haha lol
You: trust me, i aint horny. i feel like a looser
Stranger: but why
Stranger: i just had sex yesterday a
Stranger: and it was amzinfg
Stranger: if u wanna talk about that :p
You: wow you're girlfriend must be sexy for you to say that. lol. Im a virgin so yeh.
Stranger: ow
Stranger: how old are u
You: good question, the answer is 17
You: and your self?
You: bet you're old.
You: dude hello
You: did the zombie eat itself?
You: yeh it totally did.
You: WTF MAN. i though you were gonna eat me. I was looking forward to that (more like terrified)
You: if you were hungry, you coulda ate me. just offering to the needy.
You: how do you become a zombie?
