Sasu-chan Or Naru-chan

"Sasu-chan, wait!" screamed 15 year old Naruto.

"Hmph, no way dobe. You want me? You'll have to catch me!"

And so, the race began. Vendors cursed as their goods were knocked over, raising their fists at the black and yellow blurs.

"I'll catch you baka!" shouted Naruto as he gained speed, almost catching his teme of a best friend who had recently starred in his dreams. Sasuke ran and tried to hide in a dark alleyway but Naruto saw him and he was forced to run again, in the opposite direction. He was so caught up in their little game that he ran to Kakashi's apartment without knowing it. As he stopped to catch his breath, he heard a strange thumping noise. He froze.

"Sasu-teme!" was all he heard as a blur of orange and yellow landed on him.

"Naruto, get off me." growled Sasuke.

"Never teme!"

"Seriously dobe, get off me. I just heard a strange noise." whispered Sasuke.

Suddenly, they both heard a load moan. They stiffened and naruto began to shake.

"S-sasuke…t-that's Iruka-sensei!"

Sasuke, realizing what may have been going on (as he had walked in on the couple already- Kami-sama, he was blinded that day!), quickly got up and said, "Dobe, let's go!"

"B-but…"

"We must leave now!"

Another moan was heard.

"I have to help Iruka-sensei! Dattebayo!"

Naruto rushed to the apartment as Sasuke tried in vain to catch him before his clueless uke's innocence was taken away (yes, Sasuke had been fantasing for a while now, not knowing how wrong he was in his little daydreams).

"Naru-chan! I'll treat you to Ramen! Please, just don't open the door!"

"Gomen Sasu-chan! My dad's in trouble- I gotta help him. Maybe next time!" he said softly as he opened the door to Kakashi's bedroom, where the noises were coming from.

"Ah! My eyes! My precious eyes!" screamed Sasuke as Kakashi and Iruka was revealed, both naked and in the midst of their lovemaking.

"Ah! Kaka-sensei! What are you doing to my Iru-tou-san? Why are you not wearing anything? And why the fuck is your dick up his ass?"

"Naruto! Close the door! I'll explain later!" shouted Iruka, red faced and looking as though his heart had failed him.

"I didn't know that you were a yaoi voyeur Sasuke-kun." said Kakashi, "And bringing innocent Naruto in it too."

"I-I…What the hell? I was trying to stop him you perv! Don't you think being blinded once is enough?" stammered Sasuke.

"Yeah, of course…" trailed off Kakashi.

Sasuke growled, grabbed Naruto by his collar and dragged him outside.

"Dobe, get your ass home and never bring this up again, ok?"

Naruto, shocked by the events of the day and Sasuke's behavior, ran home and slammed his door shut. He closed his eyes and tried to will down the bulge in his pants. He couldn't help but think how sexy Iruka and Kakashi looked when they came.

After a few minutes of hopeless effort, he decided that it was too painful without release. He ran into the bathroom and looked down.

'Time to get started…'

In the Uchiha Manor…

"Oh, ngh, Naruto! Naru-Ahh!" moaned Sasuke as he spiiled his seed.

"Man, I'm the sexiest Uchiha and I still have to masturbate…fuck!"

As he though back, he couldn't help but remember how hurt Naruto had looked when he yelled at him.

'I should go apologize.' thought Sasuke, getting up and dressing.

At Naruto's Apartment…

He hurried to Naruto's place and knocked on the door. Usually the blonde would have already answered, but as Sasuke pressed his head to the door in worry, he heard moaning. Now Sasuke thought that Naruto was too innocent to moan from pleasure so there was only one explanation in his mind- the dobe was hurt!

Sasuke pulled Naruto's spare key out from the flowerbed under the windowsill (it was Iruka's idea) and opened the door. He followed the sounds of moaning straight to Naruto's bedroom.

Without thinking twice, he opened the door to find the biggest shock of his life…which also gave him a nosebleed and a raging hard on.

Naruto's POV-

Naruto was in the bathroom connected to his bedroom, jerking off. He was so lost in the pleasure that he did not hear the sound of knocking a few feet away but he did hear the slam of his bedroom door. He opened his eyes and looked straight into the eyes of the Uchiha through the open bathroom door and came hard.