You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: hi
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: when
Stranger: im down
You: MARCH 17
You: be there
You: or dieee
Stranger: location please
You: Erm.... Las Vegas?
Stranger: i live there
Stranger: im alredy here
You: :O EVEN BETTERRR
Stranger: im waiting for you
You: kk. WHAT'S YO NAME WIFEY/HUBBY?
Stranger: shula
You: I'm Kat
Stranger: omg your a girl
You: of course I am.. is that a problemo?
Stranger: lesbehonest so am
You: whaddup PITCH PERFECT REFERENCE!!! OMG we are srsly getting married
You: srsly
Stranger: yeah
(SHE DISCONNECTED... </3)
Stranger: hey
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: what's your income?
You: 1 MILLION
You: A DAY.
You: BITCHH
Stranger: not enough for me
You: YOU LIL FUCK.
You: GOLD DIGGING HOE
Stranger: i'm a demanding woman
(WHATTA BITCHH)
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: No.
You: whyyy?
Stranger: Because of the extra letters you put on your words like thiiiiis
You: I CAN CHANNNGEEEE!!
Stranger: I can't
You: :'O
Stranger: What's your name
You: IMMA CRY
You: IM KAT.
Stranger: Hi Kat
You: ELLOO
Stranger: Would you like to hear about our lord Jesus Christ?
You: NO BITCH. I ALREADY KNOWWWWW.
Stranger: Good, I was fuckin g with ya
You: *JENNA MARBLES FACE*
Stranger: Hawt
You: i try bby, i try.
Stranger: hold on
You: IMMA HOLDING ONNNNN.
Stranger: hold on tiiiter
Stranger: tiier
Stranger: er
Stranger: e
You: um... K?
