Connected to Chris (Texas, United States) Age: 16 Gender: M
Chris: 12:37 AM
hi
Chris: what's up!
IDunno: knock knock
Chris: who's there
IDunno: Daisy
Chris: Daisy who?
IDunno: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATIN.
Chris: lulz
Chris: kik or skype?
IDunno: that was pretty good, right? I've been working on it my whole life
Chris: lol
IDunno: I'm not joking, since the day i was born
Chris: lol
IDunno: WHY YOU LAUGHING AT MAH LIFE STORY?
Chris: haha
IDunno: STAHPP
Chris: nup
IDunno: :'( YOUS MAKIN MEH CRY... :'( <----- SEE THOSE TEARS
Chris: lulz
IDunno: STAHP CHRIS STAHP
Chris: nope
Chris: horny?
IDunno: EWWWW... GET YO TINY-HERPES-COVERED-WILLY UNDER CONTROL. IM CRYING OVAH HERE
IDunno: :'(
Chris: lol
IDunno: STAHP LAUGHING.
Chris disconnected.
You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: Do you like ponies?
You: OMG YEAH.
Stranger: little ones?
You: Of course.
Stranger: **Squee**
You: *squees with you*
Stranger: yay
You: Girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: alien
You: Of course.. I should have known
Stranger: jk i'm a colt
You: Duh! That's what it is
Stranger: you a guy?
You: I am not
Stranger: pegasister?
You: 5ever!
Stranger: lol bronies and pegasisters unite!
You: h9ers gonna h9
Stranger: pinkie pie is the best pony
You: mmmhmmm! She's mah fav
Stranger: RD is overrated
You: Totes. Too mainstream. Ya feel me?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i am a salmon going against the mainstream
You: Hipstah
(THIS LIL FUCK PISSED ME OFF)
Stranger: I just wanted to say i really like you
You: Hai. I <3 you.
