Adualthood lullabys

I know that some of you may find these strange or offensive, but that's how humor works. If you don't find it entertaining then read something else. These were'nt made with any real effort, just some things I wrote during math class.

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Here's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star from the sun's point of view:

Spinning Spinning Little Planet

Rotate, rotate little ball.

How I wonder what you are.

Circling around me so fast.

I wonder how long that will last.

Rotate, rotate little ball.

How I wonder what you are.

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This is the envirmentalist's version of Rock-A-By-Baby.

Get-Off-Me-Baby

Fat little baby on my top.

I hope the wind blows, and you fall like a rock.

For if my branch brakes, before you fall.

I will call your parents, and sue you all.

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Next up, the modern/kidnapper's version of Hush Little baby (sorry if the rythem is off a bit to you, this is based off of how I heard the poem as a child)

Shutup Little Baby

Shut-up little baby, your cry is heard.

Your better grow up, and become a Nerd.

You'll have to make money and become rich.

Or when you grow up, you'll be thrown in a ditch.

You'll have wasted my life, made me boring and old.

Your annoying already, and your just a new-born.
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There will not be another chapter unless it is asked for by two or more people.