The Thoughts of a Teenage Girl – 1
Have you ever sat down and given intense thought to what the Queen wears to bed? If you haven’t already (Jeez, you weirdo) than you totally should! It made me laugh for hours on end trying to picture her casually in sweat pants and a baggy t-shirt. Or maybe a full length hooded jumpsuit. Or maybe even rocking in to bed in her bra and undies! Honestly, girl to girl (or girl to boy), whenever you feel like cracking up laughing just think of the Queen in her jim jams. It totally works!
If you haven’t already gathered by the former paragraph, I am a random soul. I’m special! I just think of random things in order to entertain myself on a daily basis! It’s my strategy for making it through snore-worthy math lessons or science tests that just about put me in a coma. I just think... and I’ve decided to share what I think with you! Therefore, my appropriately titled story ‘The Thoughts of a Teenage Girl’ shall be almost a diary, filled with things I think of!
I might throw in some personal opinions on weird things every now and then (like how I HATE cheese) or give you insight into some personal struggles and how tough they are to deal with in everyday life (like how I physically cannot whistle!). Some entries will be serious, others just for fun, and if you have anything you want me to prattle off about then just comment it (I pride myself on being a top notch prattler).
Anyway, back to random thoughts!
I’ll leave the topic of the Queen’s slumber attire, and move on to something far more sophisticated and ground breaking. Yep, I’m delving in to the world of the unknown and YOUR COMING WITH ME! Here it goes, brace yourselves, it has mind-blowing potential...
CAN DOGS TYPE???
Seriously, how flippin awesome would it be if they could?! It would cause me to have a whole different perspective on my scarily energetic border collie if they could. I mean, think of what could be accomplished if they could! ...Okay, I just realized that actually there’s not very much that could be accomplished, should dogs have typing abilities, but it would still be epic. And, pushing this investigation further, (Oh yes, we aren’t done yet!) if they COULD type, would it be in English or would it be Doggystyle? Like, if they were sending you an e-mail, would it be...
This: Hello Peter, yes I’m fine thanks. How about we pop out for coffee and discuss the matter of your great uncle’s bone marrow transfer in person?
Or this: Woof woof, bark bark bark. Growl growl, woof woof, howl howl howl, growl growl growl growl *pant pant lick* woof woof woof?
See? Groundbreaking material! Another thing I was thinking about today (mainly during English) was ways to stop getting caught holding and talking on your cell phone while driving. (there’s a law against that here)
Here’s the list I managed to compile whilst trying to look like I was paying attention to my teacher:
*Get a giant rubber-band and strap it around your head then tuck your cell phone under it right by your ear. This is good because technically your hands are free, but rubberbands hurt really bad if you ping them in your eyes and that may cause some dodgy driving. Lol
*Create a hand-look-a-like cell phone and tuck it down your sleeve, then hold it with your hidden real hand! Then, it just looks like your cupping your face and talking to yourself rather than talking into a sneaky cell phone! This is good because you can’t get arrested for cupping your cheek whilst driving, or at least I’m pretty sure you can’t. Don’t hold me to that. This could be bad though because when you want to call someone else it may scare fellow drivers when you remove your hand and start pushing buttons on it.
Well that’s it for instalment 1 of the Thoughts of a Teenage Girl! Hope you liked it, and if you didn’t then shame! That’s five minutes of your life you’ll never get back! :P
Love Miky <3