Funny movie disclaimers
My favourite funnymovie disclaimers
1. "Any references to any religious organization is purely coincidental,
and no actual Mormons were used or abused in the
filming of this picture." - Orgazmo (1997)
2. "No real reapers were hurt during the making of this film."
- Blade II (2002)
3= "The persons and events in this production are fictitious. No
similarity to actual persons or predators, living or dead, is
intended or should be inferred." - Pitch Black (2000)
40 "No Canadians were harmed in this production."
- Canadian Bacon (1995)
5* "Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or reincarnated is
purely coincidental." - What Dreams May Come (1998)
&a "No animals were injured during the making of this film,
although some rabbits did have their feelings hurt."
- Happy, Texas (1999)
FB "All characters portrayed in this film are entirely fictitious and
bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead, except for
one." - Jabberwocky (1977)
8* "The following stunts were performed by professionals, so for
your safety and the protection of those around you,
Paramount Pictures and MTV Films insist that neither you or
your dumb little buddies attempt any of what you're about to
see." - Jackass: The Movie (2002)
UB "Any similarity with persons living or dead is an accident.
Sorry." - Bad Taste (1987)
10» "Beavis and Butthead are not real people, in fact they are not
even human. They are cartoons. Some of the things they do
can cause a person to get hurt, injured, expelled, arrested,
and possibly deported. To put it in another way, don't try this
at home." - Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)