☠Rapid Rant: Originality!☠

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Okay, so I feel as though I'm lacking some of the hate I usually have when I rant my ass of. That's kind of my reason on why you guys haven't heard from me for a while. Also because my laptop died and I had to get it fixed. Anyways, enough of my excuses because I bet you guys don't give a shit about that. Now, let's rant! 

Rant #4: I Spy With My Little Eye . . .

                                               ORIGINALITY!

Oh no, wait . . .

                Nevermind, false alarm. 

The more Naruto fan-fictions I read, the more I notice how alike each and every one of them truly is. It's as though we're repeating the same bullshit over and over and over again. Like come on guys, we can do so much better than this. Like, screw the super badass, hot, smexy, beautiful, with an extremely horrifying past of an OC and let's think of something new!

Why does Sasuke actually show interest in this girl?!

And don't give me the crappy reply of: "Well... you know, she doesn't fangirl like other girls."

Cause honeyyy! Lemme break it done for you. If you are writing a Sasuke Love Story, you are fangirling about him like nooooo tomorrow! And I get that you want your OC to be super cool like Itachi, but really, your OC is overrated. Come up with something new. 

Why is your OC Naruto's first friend?!

AHEM! How dare you. Technically Naruto's first friend is Iruka, and you would be taking so much away from their relationship if you decided to randomly shove your OC Naruto's way. Like buddy, I get you wanna be besties with Naruto, but it ain't happening.

Everyone other than kid avoids Naruto like the plague, so what makes your OC any different?

And don't give me that: "She understands Naruto because she doesn't have parents and/or is the jinchūriki for damn 10 Tails!"

Because honestly, first of all, with all the peer pressure going around your OC will not befriend Naruto, because kids naturally want to fit in. And hanging with Naruto isn't exactly a one-way ticket to having tons of friends. It's the opposite.

And second of all, 10 Tails was sealed away in the Sixth Paths himself, and divided into the other nine bijuus. Touch luck buddy, looks like 10 Tails can't be stuck inside of your OC. Why don't you just give up trying to be 10 Tails jinchūriki?

Why does every girl love your OC?

Lemme guess, because she's "smexy", "intelligent", "badass", "strong", "one-of-a-kind" type of girl? Ha, please remember that if your OC is part of the Konoha 11, that she's around the age of 12-14. Have you seen 12-14 year-olds? They do not have huge asses, breasts like Tsunade's and a perfect figure that turns Kakashi into a pedophile. That type of 12-14 year-old does not exist. 

So stop making Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke, Neji and basically every guy to like her. Clearly they all don't like the same things in a girl. Heck, I bet all of them are too busy worrying about being the strongest Rookie to even spare a millisecond to think about your OC.

Why does Gaara care for your OC?

Gaara kills everything in his path when he feels like it. 

If he is willing to kill his siblings, your OC might as well be six feet under when she challenges him.

Why does Akatsuki love her?

Akatsuki is filled with cold-hearted murderers. They don't give a shit or two about your OC. Even Itachi doesn't care, so don't bother with the: "We totally understand eachother! And are like, a big happy family!"

Ha. Ha. Ha. I find you hilarious. 

Why is her whole clan dead?

Your OC's older sibling killed them off?

        Heard it.

Orochimaru killed them off?

        Heard it.

Freakin' Akatuki killed them off?

        Heard it.

Your OC killed them off?

        Heard it.

Might as well stop killing off her clan and parents, we've heard it all.

Anyways, the point that I'm trying to get across is that I'm—and I'm sure others—are tired of seeing the same stuff over and over again. I'm sure there's something about your OC that makes her special, but the other 99% of her is overrated and exactly the same as 99.5% of the other OC's out there.

Well, I'm done with my rant. Hopefully you all enjoyed it.  You'll be seeing me more next issue though. I'm sorry if you found my opinion offensive or if I hurt your feelings. 

        Anyways...

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Well this all minna. Ja Ne. \(^○^)人(^○^)/

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