Part 6: Vampire Royalty-Sure, Writing Royalty-No Freakin' Way
You know for sure why no one is reading your stories, they're about totally boring topics. What's hot right now? You read the list: vampires, vampires, vampires, vampire decedents, vampires, vampires and werewolves, vampires. You notice a pattern (wow, really?). Vampires. Totally hot topic these days. You never got what was so incredibly great about vampires, but if it will get you reads...
Vampires were written all over your page and your brain. Ugh, you hate vampires, but apparently most of the modern day teen population does (I'm with you people who hate vampires you think). "My God this hard," you say aloud after taking a sigh of relief. Part one is done. Only about ten more to go says the voice in the back of your brain. You probably look like a vampire right now, considering the lack of sleep because of writing.
Your story is about vampire royalty. All of it is incredibly cliché, but it might just do. You post. One more horrid vampire story up on the web.
You get a few comments in the first week. All from people who have the word 'vampire' or 'vamp' in their user name.
You leave the story up, even though you know you're not going to write anymore. You have ten reads. If anyone says vampire again you mind might explode. You next idea pops into your mind: ''Writing About Vampires: How to Destroy Your Brain From the Sheer Crappiness."
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QUESTION! Is crappiness spelled with an "i" or a "y"?
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