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Right when their lips were about to meet, I burst out laughing; I just couldn't hold it in any longer. I was laughing so hard that I could feel tears running down my face, and was having difficulty breathing, which caused me to fall on the ground. So here I am rolling on the ground laughing my head off while there is six pissed off guys looking at me completely confused and oblivious of the reason I'm laughing, so I thought I'd be nice and tell them.
"You morons were actually going to kiss. You really are gay," I said in between fits of laughter.
"I'M NOT GAY!!!!" screamed Caspian, while pushing a silent Tristan away, and looking straight at me. You could practically see the steam coming out of his ears, but I can't tell if he's mad because he was going to kiss a guy, or because I tricked him.
"When a guy kisses another guy that usually means he's gay." I responded oh so cleverly.
"Well I'm not." Caspian said through clenched teeth.
"Yes you are. You. Are. Gay. Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay, you are so gay." I said in a sing-songy voice, with a smile still on my face.
"For the last time, I'M. NOT. GAY." I could tell Caspian was beyond pissed, but this was too much fun.
"Oh, I understand now. I feel like an idiot. I should've known." I said with fake concern, and losing my
"Thank god" Caspian said sounding relieved, boy is he gonna be surprised by what I'm going to say next. Hehe being evil is fun.
"You're BI." I said sounding completely sure of myself, while my smile slowly creped its way back on my face.
"UGH, you're impossible to talk to."
"Not true, I'm just always right, and you're not use to that." I said with an innocent smile.
"HOW DARE YOU" I hear someone shout behind me. I turn around with confidence knowing that I'm not afraid of ANYONE in this room. I saw one of the four guys standing (not the one who's been talking it's a different one), and he looked beyond pissed, he looked murderous. I still wasn't afraid because I knew that he wouldn't and couldn't hurt me. The only people who could hurt me would be a supernatural being, but the only supernatural beings here are "in love" with me, so basically I figured I'm safe. "HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE MY SON!" the guy continued. Did he just say son? Which son? I actually looked at him and noticed he was pale with black hair, and had eyes that looked black?, but that's not possible...right? Just by the skin tone I knew he was Caspian's dad. Shit.
"But that means...and you are...and he is...and I..." I babbled like an idiot. FML. This is not looking good for me. "Haha" I laughed nervously, "funny thing, I didn't mean to humiliate anyone. I just-"I was trying to think of any excuse I could use.
"I don't want excuses," he suddenly appeared right in front of me. I don't see the point of doing that, and if they keep doing that I'm gonna have a heart attack, "I want revenge." He said sounding quite evil, while his fangs slowly came out. I could feel myself pale. I think I just peed myself. I'M GONNA DIE.
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